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Americans Abroad Review: Boyd, Brooks score; Guzan’s drop zone trouble


NBA Jam fans can officially move Terrence Boyd from “He’s heating up” to “He’s on fire.”

Toss a boom-shacka-lacka in there as well.

The American forward bagged a brace for the second time in as many weeks as Rapid Wien beat table-toppers Red Bull Salzburg by a 2-1 score. Boyd headed home a corner kick in the first half before finding a winner in the 84th minute, though the win is more relevant to the race for second than catching Salzburg. Rapid is three points ahead of Austria Wien and six ahead of fourth-place SV Grodig, but 19 back of Salzburg. Boyd has 13 goals in league play and 18 overall, the top scorer for the Green-Whites.

In the Premier League, Tim Howard let two goals by him as Everton’s UEFA Champions League hopes were punched in the gut with a 2-0 loss to Southampton. At least he hit the pitch, although Jozy Altidore will be somewhat okay with being an unused substitute as Sunderland plowed out of the relegation zone with a 4-0 win over mostly-10-man Cardiff City. Stoke City’s Geoff Cameron went 90 minutes again, but the Potters fell to Spurs by 1-0 at the Britannia.

Brad Guzan is having troubles a-plenty as Aston Villa has gone right back into a relegation fight, even if the odds are in its favor. He gave up four goals for the third time since March 23, as Swansea City used home field to its advantage. Villa is just three points ahead of 18th place Norwich, though Guzan and Co. have played one less match. They have one point from their last six matches, with Hull, Manchester City and Spurs on the horizon.

Aron Johannsson again failed to make much of a difference as AZ Alkmaar lost again, this time 2-1 at ADO Den Haag. Juan Agudelo had better Dutch luck on the score sheet, but not in the win column. FC Utrecht lost 4-1 at Heerenveen, with Agudelo picking up an assist on the only goal.

In the Bundesliga, Fabian Johnson went 90 minutes in Hoffenheim’s 0-0 draw against Eintracht Frankfurt, registering a shot. John Anthony Brooks put the team on his back tattoo with the opening goal, and Hertha Berlin took care of Eintracht Braunschweig with a 2-0 win.

Besiktas got smoked by Sivasspor 3-0, and Jermaine Jones did not play. It must be asked: Did his patriotic knee tattoo play a role? We kid.

Jose Torres also picked up an assist as Tigres beat Atlas 2-1 on Sunday. Tigres is safe from the drop zone.

Back in the “lesser” leagues, Mix Diskerud picked up an assist in Rosenborg’s 5-2 win over Brann. Bob Bradley‘s Stabaek got back in the win column at home with a 3-2 win over Bodo/Glimt. Michael Stephens went 90 minutes in the win.

Sacha Kljestan did not play for Anderlecht in a huge 2-1 win over Standard Liege that boosts its quest for UEFA Champions League play. Anderlecht faces Club Brugge with a chance to make even louder noise next week.

Beckham group abandons latest plans for Miami MLS stadium

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All signs seemed to point toward an all-too-familiar outcome for the David Beckham-led investment group hoping to bring a Major League Soccer franchise to the city of Miami: another failed plan in their bid to build a brand new stadium.

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Earlier this month, newly-joined all-world sports executive Tim Leiweke warned that groups or individuals currently owning the various parcels of land surrounding the Miami Marlins’ baseball stadium, the latest site Miami Beckham United (MBU) had chosen, were making “unrealistic” demands and threatened to derail the project at that location.

Today, it’s been reported across South Florida that the group has altogether abandoned plans to build their stadium at that particular site. Miami city commissioner Francis Suarez confirmed that MBU were “moving in a different direction” — quotes from Local 10 News:

“It’s going to be withdrawn from the next agenda because the Beckham group has not acquired the private properties that are needed to construct the stadium on that site.”

“The residents expect us to hold these teams to the fire,” Suarez said. “A lot of times they’re financed by wealthy people and they want some sort of a public subsidy, which is very controversial as well, which is why we were going to take it to referendum.”

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On Sunday, during halftime of the league’s Western Conference final, MLS commissioner Don Garber was asked about the Miami stadium situation, to which he responded, “We think Miami will be a great market. We found a reasonably good site. I’m confident that we’ll get something done there.”

MBU is reportedly being held to something of a deadline by the MLS board of governors, which meets every year ahead of MLS Cup, with this weekend’s sit-down thought of as a target date to have something concrete going forward. Meanwhile, Sacramento Republic FC, an MLS expansion hopeful currently playing in the USL (third division), announced last week they would be moving forward with building their brand new MLS-sized stadium, expansion bid or not.

“Goal” writer pitching a Jamie Vardy movie: But who would play Kaspar Schmeichel?

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There are certainly already some comparisons between new Premier League record holder Jamie Vardy and fictional Santiago Munez from the “Goal!” movies.

But that isn’t going to stop “Goal” screenwriter Adrian Butchart from heading to Tinseltown and pitching the Vardy story as a basis for a new film, according to The Sun.

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And he’s got a who’s who of young actors in mind for the role of Vardy.

From The Sun:

Butchart believes Hollywood A-listers Robert Pattinson, Andrew Garfield and Zac Efron all have potential to fill Vardy’s boots in a film version of his life.

Unfortunately, they don’t ask Butchart who should play Claudio Ranieri, or Ruud van Nistelrooy.

Fortunately, we’re here with our cast (The first one is easy):

Aaron Paul as Vardy.

Robert Downey, Jr. as Van Nistelrooy.

James Franco as Riyad Mahrez.

Tommy Lee Jones as Ranieri.

Ryan Gosling as Kaspar Schmeichel.

Liam Neeson as Nigel Pearson.

And Danny Drinkwater as himself.

Report says Impact will add 96-times capped Ivorian defender

Monaco's Bulgarian forward Dimitar Berbatov (L) challenges Montpellier's Ivorian defender Siaka Tiene (R) during the French L1 football match between Montpellier and Monaco at the Mosson stadium in Montpellier on September 24, 2014.   AFP PHOTO / BORIS HORVAT        (Photo credit should read BORIS HORVAT/AFP/Getty Images)
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The Eastern Conference’s second-stingiest team is looking to enhance its already-strong back line.

Joining MLS Best XI defender Laurent Ciman could be Siaka Tiene, a longtime international teammate of Didier Drogba on the Ivory Coast squad.

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The 96-times capped Tiene will be 34 when next season starts, but will have fresh legs having not played since last season ended for Montpellier. does the translation work for us:

A report from states that the Impact have signed 33-year-old left back Siaka Tiéné, an Ivory Coast international who boasts World Cup and African Cup of Nations experience.

Aside from Ciman, Ambroise Oyongo is the only Impact back currently under contract.

Tiene played relatively well last season, but was limited to just 17 appearances in Ligue 1.

Phil Neville takes over Valencia training; Could he get job?

VALENCIA, SPAIN - AUGUST 19:  Valencia CF assistant coach Phil Neville gestures prior to the UEFA Champions League Qualifying Round Play Off First Leg match between Valencia CF and AS Monaco at Mestalla Stadium on August 19, 2015 in Valencia, Spain.  (Photo by Manuel Queimadelos Alonso/Getty Images)
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Phil Neville is one stroke of the pen from opening his full managerial career at a vaunted La Liga stop, with a club in the group stage of the UEFA Champions League.

Nuno Espirito Santo stepped down from his manager’s role at Valencia on Sunday, with the Bats in ninth place, five points outside the Top Four.

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In his place in former Manchester United and Everton legend Neville, who will take charge of the team in the interim.

As weird as it would be to give the job to a man who has only led Salford City — a club he co-owns — on a caretaker basis, the hire would be no weirder than Tim Sherwood being allowed to run Tottenham Hotspur.

Would it be a surprise, given the time of season, if Neville was at least given through the end of the year?

And consider, from the BBC:

The club’s Singaporean owner, Peter Lim, has a stake in Salford City, the non-league club co-owned by Neville with his former Manchester United team-mates Ryan Giggs, Gary Neville and Paul Scholes.

Valencia needs to beat Lyon in its final UCL Group H game, and hope Gent draws or loses at home to first-place Zenit Saint-Petersburg. Otherwise, it’s on to the Europa League.