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Americans Abroad Review: Boyd, Brooks score; Guzan’s drop zone trouble

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NBA Jam fans can officially move Terrence Boyd from “He’s heating up” to “He’s on fire.”

Toss a boom-shacka-lacka in there as well.

The American forward bagged a brace for the second time in as many weeks as Rapid Wien beat table-toppers Red Bull Salzburg by a 2-1 score. Boyd headed home a corner kick in the first half before finding a winner in the 84th minute, though the win is more relevant to the race for second than catching Salzburg. Rapid is three points ahead of Austria Wien and six ahead of fourth-place SV Grodig, but 19 back of Salzburg. Boyd has 13 goals in league play and 18 overall, the top scorer for the Green-Whites.

In the Premier League, Tim Howard let two goals by him as Everton’s UEFA Champions League hopes were punched in the gut with a 2-0 loss to Southampton. At least he hit the pitch, although Jozy Altidore will be somewhat okay with being an unused substitute as Sunderland plowed out of the relegation zone with a 4-0 win over mostly-10-man Cardiff City. Stoke City’s Geoff Cameron went 90 minutes again, but the Potters fell to Spurs by 1-0 at the Britannia.

Brad Guzan is having troubles a-plenty as Aston Villa has gone right back into a relegation fight, even if the odds are in its favor. He gave up four goals for the third time since March 23, as Swansea City used home field to its advantage. Villa is just three points ahead of 18th place Norwich, though Guzan and Co. have played one less match. They have one point from their last six matches, with Hull, Manchester City and Spurs on the horizon.

Aron Johannsson again failed to make much of a difference as AZ Alkmaar lost again, this time 2-1 at ADO Den Haag. Juan Agudelo had better Dutch luck on the score sheet, but not in the win column. FC Utrecht lost 4-1 at Heerenveen, with Agudelo picking up an assist on the only goal.

In the Bundesliga, Fabian Johnson went 90 minutes in Hoffenheim’s 0-0 draw against Eintracht Frankfurt, registering a shot. John Anthony Brooks put the team on his back tattoo with the opening goal, and Hertha Berlin took care of Eintracht Braunschweig with a 2-0 win.

Besiktas got smoked by Sivasspor 3-0, and Jermaine Jones did not play. It must be asked: Did his patriotic knee tattoo play a role? We kid.

Jose Torres also picked up an assist as Tigres beat Atlas 2-1 on Sunday. Tigres is safe from the drop zone.

Back in the “lesser” leagues, Mix Diskerud picked up an assist in Rosenborg’s 5-2 win over Brann. Bob Bradley‘s Stabaek got back in the win column at home with a 3-2 win over Bodo/Glimt. Michael Stephens went 90 minutes in the win.

Sacha Kljestan did not play for Anderlecht in a huge 2-1 win over Standard Liege that boosts its quest for UEFA Champions League play. Anderlecht faces Club Brugge with a chance to make even louder noise next week.

Manchester United said to be offering $12 million bonus to Zlatan Ibrahimovic

MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - APRIL 12:  Zlatan Ibrahimovic of Paris Saint-Germain beats Eliaquim Mangala (20) and Joe Hart of Manchester City to score, but his goal is disallowed during the UEFA Champions League quarter final second leg match between Manchester City FC and Paris Saint-Germain at the Etihad Stadium on April 12, 2016 in Manchester, United Kingdom.  (Photo by Clive Brunskill/Getty Images)
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The Premier League sometimes seems to deal in funny money, and it might take just that to bring Zlatan Ibrahimovic across the English Channel.

The Swedish superstar, 34, is leaving Paris Saint-Germain this summer and is reportedly being targeted by several Premier League clubs.

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With his old pal Jose Mourinho expected to take over at Manchester United, there’s been a natural batch of gossip linking the pair. Goal.com has claims of extraordinary dollar signs for the trophy-collecting Ibrahimovic.

Goal’s French site claims that Ibrahimovic would get close to a $12 million signing bonus to go with a huge weekly salary of approximately $363,000. Add that up, and you’re talking more than $560,000 a week.

The report spreads rumors of a $400,000-per-week offer from Major League Soccer for Zlatan, and that acquisition would certainly quell the minor storm caused by China’s acquisition of many big names.

We’ve always thought Ibrahimovic was more an Arsenal-style player, but imagine Mourinho running the Swede with Anthony Martial and Marcus Rashford? Bonkers.

Ajax hires Peter Bosz as new coach to replace Frank de Boer

SOUTHAMPTON, ENGLAND - JULY 30:  Peter Bosz manager of Vitesse looks on ahead of the UEFA Europa League Third Qualifying Round 1st Leg match between Southampton and Vitesse at St Mary's Stadium on July 30, 2015 in Southampton, England.  (Photo by Jordan Mansfield/Getty Images)
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AMSTERDAM (AP) Ajax has signed Peter Bosz as its new coach, replacing Frank de Boer who announced earlier this month he was leaving the club after nearly six years in which he won four Dutch league titles.

Bosz, a former player and technical director at Ajax’s arch rival Feyenoord, is leaving Maccabi Tel Aviv to join the Amsterdam club on a three-year contract.

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In a statement late Tuesday, Bosz says it is an honor to join Ajax. He says, “I am very ambitious and so is Ajax.”

Ajax director Edwin van der Sar says that in Bosz, Ajax has hired a coach “who can make our talented squad even better.”

Ajax finished second behind PSV Eindhoven in the top flight Eredivisie season that has just ended.

WATCH: Neymar caught a bit offguard in first look at his wax figure

MADRID, SPAIN - MAY 22:  Neymar of FC Barcelona celebrates aftr scoring Barcelona's 2nd goal during the Copa del Rey Final between Barcelona and Sevilla at Vicente Calderon Stadium    on May 22, 2016 in Madrid, Spain.  (Photo by Denis Doyle/Getty Images)
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I remember the first time I saw the first of many life size wax replications of my body.

That is a sentence I am unlikely to ever utter, but Neymar is a different story.

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The 24-year-old Brazilian superstar was caught on camera witnessing his wax figure for the first time, and we can watch it thanks to FC Barcelona.

Look at this guy, looking at that guy. The most interesting part for me is his fascination with how well they did with his tattoos, which of course are easier to duplicate than, you know, a face:

Morris “completely respects” Klinsmann’s keeping him off USMNT roster

SEATTLE, WA - APRIL 20:  Seattle Sounders FC forward Jordan Morris speaks on stage during We Day at KeyArena on April 20, 2016 in Seattle, Washington.  (Photo by Mat Hayward/Getty Images for We Day)
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Seattle Sounders striker and USMNT star-in-waiting Jordan Morris struck a mature note when asked about his exclusion from Jurgen Klinsmann’s 23-man roster for this summer’s Copa America Centenario.

Some will have considered the youngster a lock for the roster, with Morris already boasting rarefied air as a college player to become something close to a national team regular while still in school.

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But Klinsmann opted for in-form San Jose striker Chris Wondolowski, and it has become old hat for MLS players to gripe when their name is not called by the German boss (See: Benny Feilhaber, Brad Evans and Landon Donovan).

Don’t count Morris in that group. Of course the youngster doesn’t have the tenure to rally against the man who gave him his shot in the first place, but that hasn’t stopped others from acting entitled to a roster spot.

From MLSSoccer.com:

“[Klinsmann] told me not take it too hard and that there was a lot of competition,” Morris said. “I completely respect his decision. There were a lot of good forwards playing and they’re all playing really well. I wish those guys all the best. It’s going to be a lot of fun to watch this summer.”

Morris can still end up on the roster through injury, and it’s easy to see him as the next name up should an attack-minded player take a knock. Stefan Frei told us last week that Morris is remarkably professional, and this is no exception.

The youngster did admit increased motivation from his omission, stating that “it gives you fuel to your fire to try and get back in the mix a little bit”. We have a feeling he won’t be out of that mix for long.