Stoke City 4-1 Fulham: Fulham are relegated (video)

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Fulham are officially relegated after losing to Stoke City on Saturday. A late goal from Kieran Richardson was not enough to save the side, whose defense looked shaky throughout the match, and whose attack was unable to muster more than two shots on target.

It was the visitors that were fighting for their Premier League lives, yet it was Stoke that very nearly took the lead inside five minutes. A cross from Steven N’Zonzi fell kindly to Oussama Assaidi, but he managed to put his shot both wide and well high.

Fulham did their best to hang on, soaking up any pressure, possibly thinking that a point just might save them from relegation. But Stoke managed to break through in the 38th minute. Stephen Ireland hit the crossbar, but Peter Odemwingie was on hand to mop up the damage. Dan Burn very nearly cleared away Odemwingie’s shot, but fell down instead – possibly a good anecdote to sum up the Fulham season.

Despite an early change from Felix Magath – Ashkhan Dejagah replaced Lewis Holtby in the 34th minute – Fulham just couldn’t muster anything resembling a quality attack. Scott Parker’s shot early in the second half was only their third, and it was the first that required a save from Asmir Begović.

So Stoke’s second came as little surprise. The hosts hit poor, beleaguered Fulham on the break. Almost before the Cottagers knew what was happening, Odemwingie slipped the ball across the face of goal, setting up Marko Arnautović to knock in for Stoke.

Fulham were dead and buried – and they knew it. Sure enough, another Stoke goal came almost too easily for the hosts. Another counterattack saw Arnautović as the provider this time, putting the ball in for Assaidi to tap home.

Up 3-0, Mark Hughes thought it ok to make a couple changes, removing Odemwingie and Assiadi for Jonathan Walters and Matthew Etherington. Shortly after, Fulham managed to score. Darren Bent, getting a rare start, put one in for Kieran Richardson, who dutifully knocked in a low shot. But with the side all but down, there was barely any celebration.

Nor defense, for that matter. Just two minutes later, Walters restored the Stoke lead. Charlie Adam easily slipped a through ball inside the Fulham defense, practically giggling as he did so. It was all too easy for Walters to get on the end of it, easily beating David Stockdale with his low shot.

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Stoke City: Begovic; Pieters, Muniesa, Wilson, Cameron; Arnautovic, Nzonzi, Whelan, Assaidi (Etherington 75); Ireland (Adam 70), Odemwingie (Walters 78)

Goals: Odemwingie 39′; Arnautović 54′; Assaidi 73′; Walters 82′

Fulham: Stockdale; Heitinga, Hangeland, Burn (Mitroglou 58), Riise; Holtby (Dejagah 34), Parker, Sidwell, Diarra (Kasami 73), Richardson; Bent

Goals: Richardson 80′

VIDEO: Hamburg’s Muller out seven months after goal celebration

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Nicolai Mueller has gone full Gramatica, in doing so putting extra pressure on American teammate Bobby Wood.

Muller scored the lone goal in Hamburg’s season-opening win over Augsburg, but his celebration recalled memories of an injury to former Arizona Cardinals kicker Bill Gramatica.

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Muller’s “helicopter” goal celebration, a staple for the midfielder, saw him tear his ACL upon landing near the corner flag. He’s set to miss seven months.

That means even more of the scoring burden will fall on Wood, whose nine goals last season led the team in its race to avoid relegation. Muller’s five goals were tied for second with Austrian forward Michael Gregoritsch.

Here’s the Hamburg hierarchy, from Bundesliga.com:

“The diagnosis comes as a huge shock to us, it’s a big blow at the start of the season and obviously is really tough on Nicolai,” said Hamburg sporting director Jens Todt. “We wish him all the best for his recovery and, of course, will support him as best we can.”

“It’s bad news,” added HSV head coach Markus Gisdol. “I’ve never seen anything like it.”

Muller has thrice scored eight or more Bundesliga goals, and is a huge loss for Hamburg. Though it’s tempting to chasten a player who’s hurt while celebrating a goal, there’s always a part of us that wants to point out that the ligament probably wasn’t in the finest shape if it earned a tear on such a non-explosive landing.

New Zealand star striker Wood to leave Leeds for Burnley

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Chris Wood is undergoing a medical at Burnley ahead of a proposed $19.2 million move from Leeds United.

Wood, 25, has played briefly for two Premier League clubs, West Bromwich Albion and Leicester City, but saw his stock explode thanks to a 27-goal campaign in the Championship this season.

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Burnley hopes the 6-foot-3 Wood can help replace Andre Gray, who left for Watford. The Clarets beat Chelsea on Opening Weekend and were unlucky to lose against West Brom on Saturday.

He’s also scored in his lone Championship appearance this season, and has thrice earned promotion; Wood helped West Brom and Leicester to the Premier League, and Brighton and Hove Albion to League One.

Wood has for some time been a star on the New Zealand national team, scoring 20 goals in 52 caps since 2009. He’s a perfect fit for Sean Dyche‘s playing style. The only question is whether he can bring his prowess to the Premier League level.

Stream Live: Huddersfield Town vs. Newcastle United

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Huddersfield Town looks to stay perfect in the Premier League when it hosts Newcastle United at the John Smith’s Stadium on Sunday (Watch live at 8:30 a.m. ET on NBCSN and online via NBCSports.com).

Town handled Crystal Palace 3-0 in its first match since earning promotion from the Championship, powered by a brace from 22-year-old ex-Montpellier striker Steve Mounie.

USMNT midfielder Danny Williams is on the bench for Town, which is managed by ex-USMNT player David Wagner.

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Newcastle United, meanwhile, fell 2-0 to Tottenham Hotspur. The clubs were scoreless through 50 minutes when Jonjo Shelvey stamped on Dele Alli and earned a red card.

He sits Sunday, and will be replaced by Borussia Dortmund loanee Mikel Merino.

LINEUPS

Huddersfield Town: Lossl, Smith, Billing, Schindler, Zanka, Lowe, Mooy, Van La Parra, Kachunga, Ince, Mounie. Subs: Coleman, Malone, Lolley, Williams, Quaner, Hefele, Palmer.

Newcastle United: Elliot, Manquillo, Lascelles, Mbemba, Clark; Ritchie, Merino, Hayden, Atsu; Perez, Gayle. Subs: Darlow, Saivet, Aarons, Diame, Murphy, Joselu, Mitrovic.

MLS Snapshot: Chicago Fire 1-3 Toronto FC (video)

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The game in 100 words (or less): Greg Vanney and Toronto keep on doing their thing, and the Canadian side is yet another step closer to achieving MLS glory. TFC picked up its 50th point of the season on Saturday night after comfortably handling the Chicago Fire, who have cooled off significantly as of late in the Eastern Conference. The Fire are now nine points behind the East leaders and are losers of four of their last five matches.

Three moments that mattered

54′ — Accam, Fire level it up — Toronto really does manage to get contributions from everybody…

64′ — Hasler nets first MLS goal — Toronto really does manage to get contributions from all of their players…

90′ — Giovinco says goodnight to Chicago — That’s 12 goals on the season for Sebastian Giovinco and the TFC striker continues to help his side push towards the top seed in the East and MLS.

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Man of the match: Sebastian Giovinco

Goalscorers: Marco Delgado (14′), David Accam (54′), Nick Hasler (63′), Sebastian Giovinco (90′)