West Ham secure Premier League safety thanks to an own goal from Harry Kane and Stewart Downing's first goal for the club.

West Ham 2-0 Tottenham Hotspur: Irons secure Premier League safety (video)

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West Ham’s win over 10-man Tottenham means that they’ve secured a third straight season in the Premier League – and, most likely, quieted fans’ protests over the tactics employed by Sam Allardyce. Spurs, meanwhile, may have just lost out on European play next season. If Manchester United win out, they can swoop in and steal sixth place.

Had Tottenham taken the lead within the first minute, this game may have gone very differently. West Ham goalkeeper Adrian provided the perfect opportunity, dawdling on a backpass and allowing Harry Kane to snatch the ball away. The young forward skewed his shot just wide, but it still looked like an omen of sorts for the hosts.

Instead, in the 24th minute, Spurs changed the course of their own destiny. Stewart Downing slipped through the Tottenham defense to burst through on goal. Younes Kaboul caught up, tackling the wide man just outside the area. Phil Dowd ruled that Kabul had denied a goal scoring opportunity, showed the defender a straight red and left Tottenham to continue with ten men.

West Ham didn’t get a penalty, but they certainly took advantage of the resulting free kick. Andy Carroll forced Hugo Lloris to beat his shot away, giving the hosts a corner. Carroll then got on the end of Mark Noble’s delivery, heading on toward goal. The ball bounced off Kane and into the back of the net, giving the unlucky Spur an own-goal.

Things got worse for Spurs just before the break. Again a rash challenge, this time Michael Dawson bringing down Noble, brought a free kick for West Ham. Downing waved away Carroll to take the kick. It wasn’t the best strike from Downing, but Emmanuel Adebayor and Paulinho were quite accommodating, parting like the Red Sea to allow the ball to sail through. The shot wound up in the bottom corner, giving Downing his first goal in a West Ham shirt.

West Ham weren’t about to back down, starting the second half by hunting out a third goal. A fantastic scissor-kick from Mohamed Diamé produced an even better low save from Lloris. The rebound fell to Matt Taylor, but he was only able to put his shot wide. Then came a chance from Kevin Nolan, with Lloris using his body to block the strike.

With the Irons’ man advantage, they looked nothing but comfortable for the majority of the match. Spurs had a late penalty shout when a West Ham arm blocked a ball from Sandro, but it went ignored by Dowd. Perhaps the visitors’ best chance came in injury time, when Danny Rose forced a fine save from Adrian – a goal that would’ve been nothing but a consolation.

LINEUPS

West Ham United: Adrian, Demel, Tomkins, Reid, McCartney; Diame, Noble; Downing, Nolan (Jarvis 88), Taylor; Carroll (C. Cole 84)

Goals: Kane o.g. 27′; Downing 44′

Tottenham Hotspur: Lloris; Naughton, Dawson, Kaboul, Rose; Lennon, Paulinho (Sandro 65), Sigurdsson (Soldado 66), Eriksen; Adebayor, Kane (Chiriches 28)

Report: El Tri’s Chicharito to LAFC in 2018

Bayer Leverkusen's Javier Hernandez, left, and Atletico Mineiro's Mattheus Rolden fight for possession of the ball during the first half of a Florida Cup soccer match, Wednesday, Jan. 11, 2017, in Kissimmee, Fla. (AP Photo/John Raoux)
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It makes a lot of sense, you know?

Javier “Chicharito” Hernandez will turn 30 in 2018, not a spring chicken for a striker but still plenty productive if healthy.

His national team, Mexico, will likely be revving its engines for the World Cup, and won’t be upset to have the forward playing a bit less soccer and a lot closer to home.

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And Los Angeles FC will want to make a massive mark as it seeks to butt its head into a market dominated by the LA Galaxy (and, perhaps still then, Mexico national teamer Giovani Dos Santos).

So, tell us more, Steve Brisendine of MLSSoccer.com:

“[LAFC] are going to do everything possible to sign the current Bayer Leverkusen player, whose contract ends in 2018 and could therefore leave for a reduced fee. That’s what AS.com has confirmed with sources close to the project. LAFC hope to announce their new manager this spring and dream, a little later, to do the same with Javier Hernandez, aka Chicharito.”

Make it happen. Make. It. Happen. We’re already reserving his spot on our MLS fantasy teams.

Transfer rumor roundup: Jagielka, Begovic, Berahino, Zarate

WEST BROMWICH, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 13: Saido Berahino of West Brom challenges for the ball with Phil Jagielka of Everton during the Barclays Premier League match between West Bromwich Albion and Everton at The Hawthorns on September 13, 2014 in West Bromwich, England.  (Photo by Mark Thompson/Getty Images)
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There’s action all over England, from those defending the goal mouth to others striving to conquer it.

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— Bournemouth wants an upgrade on Artur Boruc, according to The Telegraph, and that could come in the form of Chelsea backstop Asmir Begovic.

The Cherries reportedly had a $12.5 million bid turned down by Antonio Conte, who has Thibaut Courtois in the No. 1 seat and Portugal national team backup Eduardo in the ranks (along with three keepers on loan and young goalie Mitchell Beanie).

— Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger shut the door on acquiring West Ham wantaway Dimitri Payet according to Sky Sports’ Transfer Centre:

“We have many players offensively who can play in this position. You are interested by the quality of the player but there needs to be a need as well, and we have no need in this domain.”

— Clubs in need of experienced Premier League backs need look no further than Everton, where manager Ronald Koeman has admitted that England international Phil Jagielka could leave Goodison Park. The 34-year-old center back has 40 caps for England and has made 337 appearances for Everton. He could be a massive upgrade for Sunderland if David Moyes is up for a reunion.

— Stoke City chairman Peter Coates says a purchase of Saido Berahino from West Brom is not contingent on a sale of Bojan Krkic. The latter has been linked to Middlesbrough.

— Mauro Zarate may be returning the Premier League. Watford boss Walter Mazzarri has been largely let down by his strike corps as Odion Ighalo and Troy Deeney have taken steps back this season. Could $4 be enough to bring the ex-West Ham and QPR man from Fiorentina to Vicarage Road? Zarate has four goals in nine matches for La Viola, and has nine goals in 40 Premier League matches.

Jones speaks out on Tim Howard’s “dangerous” talk (video)

MANAUS, BRAZIL - JUNE 22:  Goalkeeper Tim Howard (L) and Jermaine Jones of the United States react after a 2-2 draw in the 2014 FIFA World Cup Brazil Group G match between the United States and Portugal at Arena Amazonia on June 22, 2014 in Manaus, Brazil.  (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)
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New LA Galaxy midfielder and USMNT mainstay Jermaine Jones is hoping he can clarify Tim Howard’s controversial comments about dual nationals.

Howard said Wednesday that there were commitment issues with some of the dual nationals on the United States squad, adding that players like Jones and Fabian Johnson were great for the team.

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Jones answered those thoughts on Thursday, labeling them “dangerous stuff”.

From ESPNFC’s Doug McIntyre:

“With all the respect for Timmy, I feel it’s not if you’re half American or full-American. It’s more what you have in here [taps his chest].

“If you go on the field and you give everything for this country, then of course sometimes there’s a situation where you’re not playing good.

“But it’s normal. That can happen to everybody, and that’s what you have to understand.”

Jones isn’t shy to share his comments on anything, and it was definitely a surprise to hear Howard’s thoughts on dual nationals. Salient words from Jones.

Robbie Keane still entertaining offers ahead of return

LOS ANGELES, CA - MAY 12:  Soccer Player Robbie Keane arrives at the Premiere of IFC Films' "Pele: Birth Of A Legend" at Regal Cinemas L.A. Live on May 12, 2016 in Los Angeles, California.  (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
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Robbie Keane is still sorting out his future, and it seems unlikely he’s heading back to the past.

Keane is training in Dublin ahead of a return to the pitch. The 36-year-old striker left the LA Galaxy this offseason, and says he’s had several offers from Championship squads in England as well as a few clubs abroad.

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Although he’s starred for Wolverhampton and Leeds, destinations where fans would welcome his arrival, Keane says not to hold your breath.

From TalkSport.com:

“I’ve had a lot of people asking me about coming back to Leeds and Wolves, and they’re great clubs I’ve played for, but you can’t go somewhere if people actually don’t offer you anything.

“Until it’s actually in writing to me I can’t comment much on it, but I definitely haven’t heard from Leeds or Wolves.”

Whether Stateside or in England, Keane can still have an impact on a team’s fortunes. We look forward to seeing him back on the field, and to hear some more quips as well.

Consider his answer to whether he’d entertain an offer from China:

“If they gave the money Diego Costa was offered, I’d walk there now,” Keane said.