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Premier League as it stands

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Does doing the math on who might clinch the Premier League title, who’s going to play in Europe next year and who’s going down leave you with a headache? Don’t worry, we’re here to help. Here’s a quick look at how the Premier League shakes out – based on how things stand at the conclusion of Sunday’s matches.

Relegation

We’ll start with something fairly straightforward. First, Cardiff City’s 3-0 loss to Newcastle and Fulham’s 4-1 defeat at Stoke leaves both sides relegated. They thought they’d try to get some points docked from Sunderland, but that’s not going to work, so they’ll be spending next season in the second division.

Speaking of Sunderland, hold on tight, because things are about to get tricky.

The Black Cats host West Brom on Wednesday in a match with huge implications on the relegation battle. Because the Baggies lost to Arsenal in Sunday’s early match, they’re just three points above the drop. However, because Norwich have a -32 goal difference, it’s almost impossible that West Brom could be relegated. Still, a point against Sunderland on Wednesday would make them mathematically safe – and puts Sunderland into the same “they’re never going to reach us on goal difference” category.

However, Sunderland could still drop down. If the Black Cats lose on Wednesday, it all comes down to the last round on Sunday. That’s when Norwich play host to Arsenal, who’ve got nothing left to play for, and Swansea, who are safe, visit Sunderland.

Europa League

Because Arsenal are officially in the Champions League, Hull City claim a spot in Europa, regardless of whether or not they win the FA Cup. So 5th and 6th head to Europe’s second tournament – but next season, the winner gets a spot in the Champions League, so it just might become a bit more exciting.

Everton didn’t manage to beat Manchester City in Saturday’s late game, but because Manchester United lost to Sunderland, the Toffees are assured of a place in the Europa League.

Tottenham, however, seem to have tired of the tournament, and threw away their chance to take England’s final slot by losing 2-0 to West Ham. That means United, with two games remaining, can still slip into sixth. The Red Devils will need to beat both Hull and Southampton, while Spurs will have to lose to Aston Villa next Sunday.

Champions League

Ok, this one is simple: Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and Manchester City will play in the Champions League next season. While the top three spots may not have fallen into place just yet, we do know that it’s Arsenal that will go into the qualifying round. Unless, of course, the Gunners manage to overcome the +18 goal difference Chelsea currently have over them (assuming Chelsea end up second, but if they don’t, it’s an even bigger gap Arsenal will need to leap).

Premier League Title

Deep breaths. Despite Liverpool playing Crystal Palace on Monday, and Manchester City hosting Aston Villa on Wednesday, the title can’t be decided until Sunday.

Currently Manchester City, who beat Everton 3-2 on Saturday, are top, thanks to a better goal difference than Liverpool. The Reds could re-take the lead at Palace, but unless they score more than ten, a win over Villa will have City back top come Sunday.

As for Chelsea, well…they’re almost out of it. After failing to score against Norwich, all the Blues can hope for is that both Liverpool and City will lose this week. Should that happen, Chelsea, who are currently a point behind both sides, will still have a chance to sneak in and grab the title.

That means Chelsea will need to beat Cardiff, which should be simple enough, while Manchester City fall to West Ham and Newcastle beat Liverpool.

Anyone think Chelsea can still do it?

Marek Hamsik absolutely smashes goal in Slovakia’s upset of Germany (video)

TRNAVA, SLOVAKIA - MARCH 25:  Marek Hamsik of Slovakia runs with the ball during the international friendly match between Slovakia and Latvia held at Stadion Antona Malatinskeho on March 25, 2016 in Trnava, Slovakia.  (Photo by David Rogers/Getty Images)
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Marek Hamsik hit a ball with such momentous force that we’re not sure it rotated more than three full turns on its 20-yard flight into the goal.

The Slovakia star’s goal equalized a friendly with Germany at 1, and Repre went on to hammer the reigning World Cup champs by a 3-1 score.

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I mean, really, what a hitBernd Leno had little hope of touching it.

Carrick praises Mourinho, reportedly will sign Manchester United extension

MONACO - MAY 27:  Michael Carrick attends the Red Bull Racing Energy Station at Monte Carlo on May 27, 2016 in Monaco, Monaco.  (Photo by Ben A. Pruchnie/Getty Images)
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Longtime Manchester United midfielder Michael Carrick spoke glowingly of new boss Jose Mourinho amidst rumors he’ll sign a one-year extension with the Old Trafford set.

Carrick, 34, joined United from Tottenham in 2006, and has won major trophy after major trophy with the club. He wants more, and he doesn’t care how.

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The 34-times capped English midfielder has 421 appearances for United, and could fit neatly into a Mourinho system.

From The Mirror:

“You have to be number one and winning trophies and if you can do that with a bit of style and a bit of flair then that is the perfect match but first and foremost it is about winning and getting back on top.

“There is going to be change without a doubt because he is coming in and he is his own man.

“He has got an unbelievable track record and everyone is looking for quick results and that’s how it is.”

We have to wonder how the United fans who booed Louis Van Gaal after every turn will react to these comments, although wins cure everything, right?

Kante, James among players happy to stay put with champions

MADRID, SPAIN - NOVEMBER 04: A dejected Simon Mignolet of LiverpSimon Mignolet of Liverpool (L) looks on as Karim Benzema of Real Madrid CF celebrates scoring the opening goal with team mates during the UEFA Champions League Group B match between Real Madrid CF and Liverpool FC at Estadio Santiago Bernabeu on November 4, 2014 in Madrid, Spain.  (Photo by Shaun Botterill/Getty Images)
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There were many rumors than N'Golo Kante had a deal that would allow him to leave Leicester City, but the midfielder doesn’t sound like the leaving type.

According to L’Equipe, Kante isn’t looking to leave the Premier League champions, and is content to play in the UEFA Champions League with the Foxes next season.

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He’s been tipped to move to Real Madrid and Manchester City amongst other potential stops.

“For now, I am happy at Leicester,” he said. “I do not pay too much attention to everything that is said.”

That vibe is running through the headlines today, as UEFA Champions League winners Karim Benzema and James Rodriguez say they want to stay at Real Madrid, and Isco is also happy to come back to the Bernabeu to make a run at a first La Liga title since the 2011-12 season.

Hull City promoted, but Steve Bruce still considering future

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 28:  Steve Bruce, manager of Hull City lifts the trophy after victory in the Sky Bet Championship Play Off Final match between Hull City and Sheffield Wednesday at Wembley Stadium on May 28, 2016 in London, England.  (Photo by Alex Livesey/Getty Images)
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Steve Bruce saw Hull City go down to the Championship, and pulled the Tigers right back up the Premier League.

Hull won promotion at the first time of asking after defeating Sheffield Wednesday 1-0 on Saturday, but Bruce wants to see stability at the KC Stadium.

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The club remains up for sale after owner Assem Allam saw his request to change the team name to Hull Tigers denied by the English Football Association.

From the BBC:

“I’ll sit down with the owners. It’s not often you walk away from the Premier League – that’s where I want to manage,” Bruce told BBC Radio 5 live.

“But I have to be given certain assurances that we’re all moving in the right direction.

“I keep hearing too many stories that there’s a takeover imminent. We’ll see what develops,” added the 55-year-old.

The longtime Manchester United back has been around the managerial block a few times, and it’d be nice to see him stay at Hull for the long term. He’s led the Tigers into the Premier League on two occasions, and is — seriously — the seventh longest tenured manager in the Football League. He would enter the Premier League as the second-longest serving manager, to Arsene Wenger.