When Fulham owner Shahid Khan had Mohammed Al Fayed’s huge Michael Jackson statue removed from Craven Cottage this September, little did he know it would cost his new club its spot in England first division. According to the former Cottagers’ owner, however, the removal of the infamous 7’6″ piece cost the Whites their spot in the Premier League, with the team’s “luck” leaving when the status was taken from its grounds.
Al Fayed, friends with the pop icon, offered that insight today on Tuesday in Manchester, where the piece was being donated to England’s National Football Museum:
“This statue was a charm and we removed the luck from the club and now we have to pay the price,” Fayed said. “When [Khan] asked me to move it I said: ‘You must be crazy.’ This is such a fantastic statue which the fans are crying out for. But now he has paid the price because the club has been relegated. He called me because he told me he wanted Michael to return. I told him, no way.
I would offer that Al Fayed can’t be serious, but he was serious enough to put the statue at Craven Cottage in the first place. At this point, his devotion to the legendary performer can’t be questioned. Though it’s unclear Jackson’s link to the club went beyond attending a match in 1999, Al Fayed still sought to honor the departed singer on Fulham’s grounds.
Whether the symbol of that honor was a good luck charm is another, completely ludicrous question, particularly considering (and I can’t believe I’m saying this) 10 years in the Premier League before the piece’s arrival suggests the statue may have been bad luck. Not that I want to add that theory to this pile of crazy.
Staring at a new life in the Championship, I’m sure the club’s never given the statue a second thought. Though if people were running around Craven Cottage worrying about the influence of a statue, that would explain why the Whites went down.
Enough with the speculation and reports already, because it’s finally officially official: Jurgen Klopp has been appointed the newest manager of Liverpool Football Club, the Merseyside club announced on Thursday.
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Klopp will be unveiled to the world at an introductory press conference at Anfield on Friday.
According to early reports, Klopp’s three-year contract could pay him as much as $10 million per season.
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The 48-year-old German has been out of work since stepping down at Bundesliga side Borussia Dortmund following a seventh-place finish to the 2014-15 season. Klopp’s seven seasons in charge of Dortmund weren’t without success and silverware, though, as he led Der BVB to back-to-back league titles in 2011 and 2012, a German Cup triumph in 2012 and a UEFA Champions League final appearance in 2013.
Jose Mourinho got the
dreaded much-needed vote of confidence from Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich last weekend, seemingly giving the Portuguese manager a temporary stay of execution despite the Blues’ worst start to a season in 37 years.
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Speaking this week, Mourinho has revealed that while he’s thankful to have been kept on at the club for which he regularly professes his love, he still thinks it was no-brainer for Abramovich. In other words, Mourinho’s not backing down from his incredible, seven-minute rant to one question following Saturday’s defeat to Southampton.
Mourinho, on what he’s doing to turn Chelsea around — quotes from the Guardian:
“It shows the confidence of Abramovich in the manager who has won three Premier League titles with this club. I thank him and I keep working.
“What’s going on? I do not know. The results with Chelsea at the moment have been really bad. I cannot hide that reality, and I don’t want to. And I struggle to find an explanation. But I assure you: I’m working like never before and we will come out of this. And there is also the Champions League that we will not neglect, for certain.”
What did you expect from Mourinho? Well, you know, I should probably be fired, but thanks to Mr. Abramovich for not realizing this and keeping me employed? It’s simultaneously interesting and the least surprising thing ever, though, that Mourinho claims to not know what’s wrong with Chelsea at the moment. Of course he has a theory (or five), and of course he’s “working like never before” to correct it.
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The most fascinating thing about Chelsea’s sluggish start to the season is to see, hear and read Mourinho speaking from a position of powerlessness. Always the clever one, the one dictating where the discussion goes, the one in charge of every press interaction, Saturday’s rant felt like watching a desperate Mourinho grasping for anything by which to pull himself back up.