Premier League relegation: Norwich, Fulham, and Cardiff dropped

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With the happy comes the sad, and it is a depressing day for fans of three teams, all with three different stories.

With little drama down the stretch, Norwich City, Fulham, and Cardiff City were dumped into the Championship via Premier League relegation.

Norwich were just outside the relegation zone for much of the season, but a brutal fixture list down the stretch doomed the Canaries, and their poor goal differential of -32 (17 behind West Brom in front of them) meant it was virtually impossible for them to save their season on the final day.

With the writing appearing on the wall in early April, they attempted to turn things around by sacking Chris Hughton five points above the zone, but interm manager Neil Adams was powerless to turn things around.

They could have been steered safe, but the remarkable turnaround by Gus Poyet at Sunderland engulfed the Canaries and sent them down.

Fulham have been in the drop zone for nearly the entire season, and their basement position saw two managers in Martin Jol and Rene Meulensteen lose their jobs.

Their relegation ends a 13-year Premier League run, the fourth-longest run in Premier League history, but it had been coming for some time.  A refusal by former owner Mohamed Al Fayed to spend in his final years owning the club (presumably preparing the financial books for a sale) meant their roster was stocked with bargains and journeymen, and relegation was a foregone conclusion.

An attempt by new owner Shahid Khan to spend in January brought in Kostas Mitroglou for a club-record fee, but he was on the sidelines with a nagging injury for nearly the entire second-half of the season.

They, like Sunderland, had plenty of opportunities to steer themselves safe down the stretch, but unlike the Black Cats, the Whites fell in chance after chance and there’s only one ending with results like this.

Finally, Cardiff City saw their Premier League tenure come to an end after just one season.  They become the only of last year’s three promoted teams to see their way back into the Championship, with Hull City and Crystal Palace both safe.

The club saw plenty of turmoil throughout the season, most notably mercurial chairman Vincent Tan’s public feud with former manager Malky Mackay, and the boss always wins. Mackay was sacked just after Christmas. Tan appointed former Manchester United player Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, but they fared even worse under the Norwegian.

Their places will be taken by Leicester City, Burnley, and the winner of the Championship playoff, involving QPR, Wigan, Derby County, and Brighton Hove & Albion.

Report: Simon Dawkins making move to Minnesota

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The Loons are taking a flier on Simon Dawkins.

The London-born Jamaican international hasn’t done a ton since returning to MLS from Derby County, and turned 30 over the offseason, and Paul Tenorio says the player is on his way to Minnesota United.

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Dawkins scored 14 goals between 2011-12 with San Jose, but scored just five times in his return to California and was blanked in 14 appearances last season. He registered just 10 shots in those matches.

The left winger would join an attack with Christian Ramirez, Kevin Molino, Ethan Finlay, and a pair of Generations Adidas forwards: Abu Danladi (2017 SuperDraft) and Mason Toye (2018).

Champions League Weds. preview: Sevilla-Man Utd, Shakhtar-Roma

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Jose Mourinho says Manchester United is one round away from having legitimate hopes of winning the UEFA Champions League.

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That makes the Round of 16 tie against Sevilla — beginning Wednesday in Spain — a bit of a dream qualifier for the Red Devils.

“I normally say that Champions League dreams start around the quarter-finals and not yet in the last 16,” Mourinho said on ManUtd.com. “Last 16 still looks a long way to go. When a team reaches the quarter-finals, I think it’s the moment where even the teams that are not favourites – which is our case – they start realising that anything is possible.

The injury-hit side got a bit of a boost on Tuesday in Sevilla, where Paul Pogba, Antonio Valencia, Marcus Rashford and Ander Herrera all trained ahead of the first leg.

As for the hosts, manager Vincenzo Montella admitted that he hopes Pogba won’t play, and joked that he’d prefer to tie up and “padlock” Alexis Sanchez in a bid to defend against the Chilean star.

The final Round of 16 tie to start will be Roma’s pairing with Shakhtar Donetsk, with the first leg taking place in Ukraine.

Shakhtar hasn’t played in some time, but the great equalizer is the bitter cold at Donbass Arena, where the temperature is set to be between 21 and 28 degrees Fahrenheit come kickoff.

Don’t worry, Roma fans, Daniele De Rossi is busy breathing fire into any teammates angling for excuses:

“The cold weather could affect things a little because we’re not used to it but at the end of the day it comes down to how well you perform out there. We must be mentally ready from the get-go because the cold might hit us in the opening minutes.

“If it was that much of a factor, these teams would win the Champions League every year. You don’t go through because of the weather.”

Villarreal opens probe into Semedo’s reported arrest

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MADRID (AP) Spanish club Villarreal says it is investigating the actions of defender Ruben Semedo after reports that he was arrested for a violent incident.

The club said it is “highly concerned” about the issue and “will take the appropriate disciplinary actions with utmost rigor based on the seriousness of the events.”

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The statement was released after Spanish media reported that the Portuguese player was taken into custody early Tuesday for allegedly being involved in a hostile confrontation with another man last week.

Police did not immediately confirm Semedo’s arrest.

How to stop Alexis? “Padlock, tie him up,” says Sevilla boss

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“Well, maybe we can lock him up with a padlock or tie him up with rope.”

Vincenzo Montella has mixed it up with Alexis Sanchez in the past, and he’s not relishing the need to stop him again without using non-traditional means.

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The Sevilla boss, 43, said he “remembered well” the Manchester United star from the Chilean’s playing time at Udinese,.

“He has improved his style a lot during his career and I think he can be a really good player in transition,” Montella said. “I think they have really good speed in attack.”

That padlock joke wasn’t the only quality quip from Montella, who said of Paul Pogba:

“He is a complete player. I hope he doesn’t play.”

Sevilla hosts United at 2:45 p.m. ET on Wednesday at Ramón Sánchez Pizjuán Stadium.