“We try to learn from when we make mistakes.”
That was the line of defense Barcelona sports director Andoni Zubizarreta came up with Wednesday evening when discussing the Luis Suarez’ most recent biting scandal.
It sounds a lot like something a parent tells a teary-eyed child after serving a punishment: ‘Well, Jimmy, you were a silly boy for swearing at your brother but you’ll learn from your mistakes’. A verbal bandaid of sorts, assuring the kid that although he’s been bad, at his core he’s still a good person.
The issue is, does that same bandaid logic work with regards to a grown man like Suarez?
Really difficult to make that argument. One one hand, there is no easy way to defend the signing of a player for $101 million while he’s in the midst of serving a four month ban for biting his third victim in four years. On the other hand, that’s why God invented public relations personnel, lawyers and others who excel in the art of word manipulation and situational misdirection. So that when that big moment arises, you say the right things.
Which is what Barcelona, having admitted to consulting with their lawyers before talking to reporters, tried to do. “Luis Suarez is a Barcelona player,” Zubizarreta said, “but aside from that we have been told by our lawyers to be discreet.”
And yet, despite mums being the word, Zubizarreta rationalized the club’s belief in Suarez using that wholesome chid logic. Here’s the entire soundbite in all it’s glory (from Reuters):
“We accept that we are all humans and that we have our imperfections. We try to learn from when we make mistakes. Our history is full of bad days as well as good days. Luis Suarez will be a star at Barcelona although Barcelona is more important than one player.”
Pleading the 5th. Always a smart move.
In today’s early Serie A game, Joe Hart and Torino held down Roma to win 3-1 at Stadio Olimpico to move into the top half of the table.
Roma dominated the stat sheets, holding 69% possession and out-passing Torino 466-174, but were wasteful in front of net, only able to put just five of their 21 their shots on target.
Andrea Belotti scored just eight minutes in to put Torino ahead, and Iago Falque bagged a brace with goals 13 minutes apart in the second half to seal it. For all its possession and movement in the attacking half, Roma could only manage a goal on a penalty, scored by Francesco Totti, his 250th career goal, all coming for one club.
Manchester City loanee Joe Hart commanded a solid performance by Torino’s back line, with the home side managing a whopping 22 tackles and 33 clearances. Roma actually out-performed Torino on the expected goals front, proving Hart’s influence.
The win, the club’s first since late August, pushes Torino up to eight in the Serie A table on eight points. They have conceded just a single goal – the Totti penalty – in their last three matches. It’s a far cry from the 2-1 loss to Atalanta in Hart’s debut, in which a mistake by the England international allowed Atalanta to score the winning goal.
On the other side, Arsenal loanee Wojciech Szczesny made a mistake to gift Torino their early goal. The result for Roma is a big blow to their hopes at challenging for the title, dropping them five points back of leaders Juventus and four behind Napoli.
On Saturday, Derby County fell at home to Blackburn 2-1, with all three goals scored in a furious four-minute span midway through the second half.
It’s been a nightmare start to the season for both clubs, with the clubs in 20th and 22nd on a combined three wins.
That, however, was not the most disturbing thing on display at Pride Park Stadium. The halftime show featured a show with a character from a child’s bad dream. A man in a fish suit swallowed a person whole then spit him back out sans clothing. But don’t take our word for it:
Have fun sleeping tonight.
It’s amazing how results go hand-in-hand with off the field mood for the top teams in the world.
There is no club where that seems to be more true than Real Madrid. The team has drawn two in a row, first a 1-1 finish against Villareal at the Bernabeu that saw Los Blancos pump out 23 shots, but put only six on target. Then, they drew 2-2 Saturday with this year’s darlings Las Palmas out on the Canary Islands, crumbling at the back by blowing a pair of leads.
All this still leaves them atop the La Liga table, a point above Barcelona, and yet the wheels appear to be coming loose.
Things always start with Cristiano Ronaldo at Real Madrid, and that was the case on Saturday, when the superstar was withdrawn by head coach Zinedine Zidane in the 74th minute, and appeared to be visibly upset with the decision. Zidane told media after the game he was looking ahead to Tuesday’s Champions League matchup with Borussia Dortmund, saying, “He [Ronaldo] always wants to play and be out there on the pitch, but I’ve also got to think about the player and he needed to rest and think about Tuesday.”
Ronaldo did not speak to the media following the match.
Always in his teammate’s shadow is Gareth Bale, but things aren’t going well for him either. According to a report by The Sun, Bale has increased security after his fiance’s family has reportedly been targeted for arson attacks by a drug gang. In addition, Bale is reportedly unhappy after being substituted himself in the 70th minute of the draw with Villareal, according to reports in Spain. There have been reports for a while that his agent is shopping the Welshman to top clubs like Manchester United.
“We’re relaxed,” Zidane said after the Las Palmas draw. “We are working hard and focused on what we’re doing. We have to realize that you can’t always win, but we’re on the right track.”
The game in 100 words (or less): Too many teams qualify for the MLS Cup Playoffs. There, I said it. Because MLS rules are written as such, two of Sporting Kansas City, Portland Timbers and Seattle Sounders will likely make it this year, and that’s two too many. On Saturday, the former most narrowly outplayed an even worse San Jose Earhthquakes side, to the tune of 2-1, to go fifth in the Western Conference and move eight points clear of the 7th-place Sounders. The worst part about the current playoff structure: one of the above mentioned sides will almost certainly get hot in the postseason, after doing very little over the course of 34 games to establish themselves as one of the league’s elite. You know, just like the Timbers did last year. Anyway, Dom Dwyer, Simon Dawkins and Kevin Ellis scored the goals on the night. Neither side is any good, nor should they be in the playoffs. That’s MLS.
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Three moments that mattered
7′ — Dwyer heads home for the early opener — The ball from Paulo Nagamura was inch-perfect, and the header by Dwyer was unstoppable.
42′ — Coelho whiffs, Dawkins makes it 1-1 — That’s just unlucky, if you’re Nuno Coelho.
81′ — Ellis bundles the corner kick home for 2-1 — A fitting winner to this game.
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Man of the match: Tim Melia
Goalscorers: Dwyer (7′), Dawkins (42′), Ellis (81′)