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Prindi’s Premier League Picks: Liverpool to cruise, Spurs to stumble?

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It’s nearly upon us now, that glorious time in life when it becomes socially acceptable to belly up to your local haunt at the crack of dawn for the single best hair-of-the-dog concoction known to man — Guinness and the Premier League.

Of course, it doesn’t have to be Guinness.

Could be Heady Topper, if you’re lucky. Or a room temperature Milwaukee’s Best Light, if you’re not. And if you’re not yet of age maybe it’s just some delicious chocolate milk on your parent’s couch. But whatever the poison the fact remains that there’s nothing quite like waking up early to sip on something delicious and devour the best soccer league on planet earth.

To really go deep and get the tingle, you need have some skin in the game. Doesn’t have to be money — gents bets will work as do Pick ’em leagues. Or, if none of those are options, simply take a gander down that fixture list and circle your winners. But remember to pick the draws as well, keep track of your record and brag to your friends how well you know this league. Heck, circle back to this column on Monday and let me know how you did.

Here are my picks for Matchweek 1 of the Premier League.

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Liverpool v. Southampton (Sunday, 8:30am ET on NBCSN)

This Liverpool team has no teeth. Zing! Crap joke but there is a lot of truth in that statement – the loss of Luis Suarez will be a major talking point this entire season as it could be the death of the Reds. But let’s pump the breaks for a second and give Daniel Sturridge some love because in 10 matches without Suarez last year the England international scored 9 goals. And, sadly, he performed spaghetti arms, the single worst goal celebration in the history of football, after each goal.

But I like Danny-boy and I like Liverpool, mainly because they’ve ensured a victory in this match by absorbing three of Southampton’s former best players in Adam Lallana (injured), Dejan Lovren and Rickie Lambert. Yet another brilliant tactical move by Brendan Rodgers.

Liverpool 3 Southampton 1

Manchester United v. Swansea City (Saturday, 7:45am ET on NBCSN)

Deja vu? It’s not just you, my friend.

These two clubs opened up against each other last season with United cruising to a 4-1 victory in the driving rain of South Wales. Some sick goals in that one — RVP got horizontal and then went top corner while Welbeck stitched a delicate chip over Michel Vorm’s head.

But Saturday’s match is all about Louis van Gaal and what he’s built in the last four weeks. If it’s half as good as the birdsnest atop that brain-bulging domepiece, we’re all in for something quite exciting. When it comes to van Gaal you either love him or hate him and personally, I love him to bits.

I think LVG opens with a win but this one could be closer than you might expect.

Manchester United 2 Swansea City 1

Newcastle United v. Manchester City (Sunday, 11:00 am ET on NBCSN) 

Deja vu? It’s not just you, my friend.

These two clubs opened up against each other last season with —

Seriously, though. Who put together this schedule?! Very creative stuff! In this match I’m actually giving Newcastle a fighting chance, mainly because Alan Pardew was allowed to buy again and he went nuts on his favorite toys: French players.

Welcome Remy Cabella and Emmanuelle Riviere to Chez Newcastle!

But a “fighting chance” doesn’t mean it’s a good chance. Smart money doesn’t bet against City, regardless of how drab they were in last week’s Community Shield.

Newcastle 1 Manchester City 3

Burnley v. Chelsea (Monday, 3:00pm ET on NBCSN)

Baptism by blood for Burnley.

Burnley 0 Chelsea 4

Arsenal v. Crystal Palace (Saturday, 12:30 pm on NBC)

Heading into the week the smart money was on Arsenal: the Gunners were fantastic in last week’s 3-0 win over City, they’re at home and Alexis Sanchez is looking for an intro.

And then Tony Pulis, the man who saved Crystal Palace last season, up and left the club two days before the season kicks off. Suffice to say, the smart money is still on Arsenal.

Arsenal 4 Palace 1

THE PLOT MAY BE LOST

Leicester City v. Everton (Saturday 10:00am ET on NBCSN)

Boss Rarkley has gone down and with it my hopes that Everton can make it through this match with all three points. Can’t hide the fear, without Boss and Lukaku, this doesn’t feel good.

Leicester City 1 Everton 1

West Ham United v. Tottenham (Saturday 10:00am ET on Live Extra)

A good buddy of mine who’s a Fulham fan decided he wanted to support a Premier League club for the season and today he informed he’s chosen West Ham. Yikes.

His reasons are endearing – not wanting to bandwagon a team in Europe and wanting a London-based club with rabid fans – but the excruciating pain he’s lining himself up for as a West Ham supporter is just, well, masochistic. Why anyone would consciously put themselves through that is astonishing to me. I wish Hammers’ fans the best but – praise be to The Academy of Football – you all deserve better. Hopefully this will help —

West Ham 1 Tottenham 1

Stoke City v. Aston Villa (Saturday, 10:00am ET on Live Extra)

Confirmation of the apocalypse came this summer when Stoke City purchased former Barcelona man Bojan Krkic. It seems Mark Hughes really is trying to turn this club in to a proper footballing squad.

Look for the Marko Arnautovic-to-Krkic hookup to pay dividends this season.

Stoke City 2 Aston Villa 0

Queens Park Rangers v. Hull City (Saturday, 10:00am ET on Live Extra)

I’ve always been a sucker for big bellies and rosy cheeks — Harry Redknapp and Steve Bruce, how I love thee.

QPR 1 Hull City 1

West Bromwich Albion v. Sunderland (Saturday, 10:00am ET on Live Extra)

Baggies! Black Cats! Two relegation threatened clubs last season in a no holds barred slamfest at The Hawthorns!!!

I tried.

West Brom 1 Sunderland 1

Deeney, a Birmingham City fan, pleased to “stick it to Villa”

WATFORD, ENGLAND - APRIL 30:  Troy Deeney of Watford celebrates scoring his team's second goal during the Barclays Premier League match between Watford and Aston Villa at Vicarage Road on April 30, 2016 in Watford, England.  (Photo by Clive Rose/Getty Images)
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Watford’s captain Troy Deeney is a lifelong Birmingham City fan.

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So, heading into stoppage time trailing Birmingham’s bitter rivals Aston Villa 2-1, it wasn’t going to be a good day for the English striker.

Then, Deeney struck twice in stoppage to turn the game on its head and seal a 3-2 win for Watford to secure their top-flight status for another season.

Speaking to the BBC after the game, Deeney revealed just how sweet it was to score the game-winner against a team he grew up loathing.

“It took a while for us to get going, but we got a great victory in the end,” Deeney said. “Credit to Villa, they scored two decent goals. We were poor, we can’t hide from that, but in recent weeks we have played well and not got results. I’m a firm believer in that it always works it way around again. My best friend – a Blue – would have been loving that – he told me to stick it to Villa.”

Are you sure that was your friend and not just a voice in your own head, Troy?

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Let’s be honest, does it get much better than scoring two late goals against a team you grew up despising?

I don’t think so. That’s a scenario entering boyhood dream status. Especially given the fact that Villa are already relegated from the PL and will play Birmingham City next season in the Championship.

Deeney, 27, also scored the game-winner at Aston Villa in a 3-2 win for Watford earlier this season, so when he does return home to Birmingham he will definitely have the bragging rights in England’s second city.

Note: Deeney also has a tattoo of Birmingham City’s badge on his calf.

Stoke 1-1 Sunderland: Defoe grabs late point for Black Cats

STOKE ON TRENT, ENGLAND - APRIL 30:  Jermain Defoe of Sunderland converts the penalty to score his team's first goal during the Barclays Premier League match between Stoke City and Sunderland at the Britannia Stadium on April 30, 2016 in Stoke on Trent, England.  (Photo by Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images)
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  • Defoe scores late PK
  • Arnautovic put Stoke up
  • Black Cats slip into bottom three
  • Stoke without a win in five

Stoke City and Sunderland drew 1-1 at the Britannia Stadium on Saturday with Jermain Defoe scoring a last-gasp equalizer to grab a big point for the Black Cats.

Stoke had taken the lead through Mark Arnautovic and went close to adding a second through Giannelli Imbula but Defoe went down in the box in stoppage time and stepped up to equalize.

With the point Sunderland now have 32 points with three games to go, while Stoke have 48 points.

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Stoke started brightly and Peter Crouch‘s header just missed Arnautovic and Vito Mannone tipped the ball wide for a corner.

Sunderland threatened on the break and Patrick Van Aanholt hit a low drive which Jakob Haugaard gathered comfortably.

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An even first half played out at the Britannia with Arnautovic whipping in a great ball from the left which just missed everyone, while Sunderland failed to pour forward.

Crouch went close again with another header after Phil Bardsely’s deep cross found him but his effort was inches away from creeping into the far bottom corner.

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Arnautovic smashed an effort over after getting free in the box and Defoe forced Haugaard into a save down low but the first half ended 0-0.

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Five minutes into the second half Arnautovic put Stoke in the lead with a cool finish as the Austrian has now scored 11 goals for the Potters in the PL this season.

Sunderland pushed for an equalizer and Defoe sent an overhead kick over the bar after Jan Kirchhoff‘s cross and the Black Cats pinned Stoke back in their own half for the closing stages. A rare break forward from Stoke saw Imbula go clear but he missed a golden chance to wrap the three points up for Mark Hughes‘ side and they were punished late on.

In stoppage time U.S. national team defender Geoff Cameron tripped Defoe in the box and the predatory forward picked himself and scored the spot kick. 1-1.

Sunderland’s players and fans celebrated like they’d won but coupled with Newcastle’s victory, they slip into the relegation zone. However, crucially, Sunderland have a game in hand.

Watford 3-2 Aston Villa: Late surge wins it for Hornets

WATFORD, ENGLAND - APRIL 30:  Troy Deeney of Watford celebrates scoring his team's second goal during the Barclays Premier League match between Watford and Aston Villa at Vicarage Road on April 30, 2016 in Watford, England.  (Photo by Clive Rose/Getty Images)
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  • Two late goals from Deeney
  • Villa led twice
  • Cissokho sent off
  • Villa now lost 11-straight

Watford beat 10-man Aston Villa 3-2 at Vicarage Road on Saturday in a wild encounter in Hertfordshire.

Aston Villa twice took the lead twice through Ciaran Clark and Jordan Ayew but Watford’s Almen Abdi had equalized right on half time. Until Aly Cissokho was sent off in the second half things were looking pretty for Villa but two late Troy Deeney goals — Deeney is a fan of Villa’s arch-rivals, Birmingham City — turned the game on its head.

Watford have now secured their Premier League status for another season and sit on 44 points, while Villa remain bottom on 16 points and have now lost a club record 26 games this season.

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Watford started the better of the two teams and pinned Villa back into their own half.

Odion Ighalo cut inside and had his effort saved by Mark Bunn and then the Hornets came agonizingly close to taking the lead.

Ben Watson controlled the ball and sent a magnificent volley towards the top corner but it hit the crossbar and bounced out. So close.

Moments later, though, dominant Watford were behind. An Ashley Westwood corner from the left found Clark and he headed home. 1-0 to Villa as they converted their first chance of the game.

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Villa nearly doubled their lead just before the break but Jordan Ayew sent his stooping ahead against the post and moments later it was 1-1. A free kick right on half time saw Abdi step up and curl the ball up and over the wall and into the bottom corner. Hornets level.

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At the start of the second half Villa came flying out of the traps and Ayew put them back ahead with a fine finish. 2-1.

Rudy Gestede then went close as Villa closed in on just a fourth win of the season but then a potential second away win of the season was thrown into jeopardy.

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Ikechi Anya raced free and last man Cissokho was adjudged to have fouled him and received a straight red card. Cissokho looked to have got a little on the ball and Villa could feel hard done by to be down to 10-men.

It took Watford until the 90th minute to make that advantage count as Deeney scored twice in three minutes to spark wild scenes at Vicarage Road and hand the Hornets a win which secured their PL status for another season.

Everton 2-1 Bournemouth: Cleverley, Baines gets USMNT’s Howard a win

LIVERPOOL, UNITED KINGDOM - APRIL 30: Tom Cleverley (C) of Everton celebrates scoring his team's first goal with his team mates during the Barclays Premier League match between Everton and A.F.C. Bournemouth at Goodison Park on April 30, 2016 in Liverpool, England.  (Photo by Jan Kruger/Getty Images)
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  • Goals traded in 1st 10 mins
  • Baines wins it with tidy finish
  • Howard nabs win in “tribute”

After a moving tribute to the Hillsborough 96, Tom Cleverley and Leighton Baines handed Everton boss Roberto Martinez a much-needed win.

Marc Pugh scored for Bournemouth, which fell 2-1 to the Toffees at Goodison Park on Saturday.

USMNT keeper Tim Howard, off to Colorado after the season, was given a rare start and the captain’s armband in what could be the start of a fitting send-off for the Everton veteran.

Everton is in 11th with 44 points, while Bournemouth’s 41 peg them 14th.

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The fireworks were early, and controversy was in the house as well.

Cleverley collected the last pass of a neat bit of Everton possession, and cut neatly to give the Toffees the lead with a left-footed shot in the 7th minute.

But minutes later, Everton defender Matt Pennington was shoved aside by Callum Wilson on the left side. No call came, and Pennington stopped to remonstrate for a second as Wilson shouldered the ball forward. The move ended with Pugh beating Howard, and it was 1-1.

The second half saw chances sprinkled to both sides before Aaron Lennon‘s cutback carried through the 18 to Baines, who popped a clever high shot past Artur Boruc. 2-1.

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