Premier League Saturday Roundup: Chelsea win classic; Stoke stun Man City

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Wow. What a Saturday.

Seven games produced stunning goals, drama, shocking results and just a heck of a lot of fun. This is why the Premier League is dubbed the most exciting league in the world. PL, if you are listening, don’t ever change.

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Below are recaps, highlights, reaction and more from all seven games as 24 goals were scored. Enjoy reliving one of the best PL Saturday’s in recent memory.

A day like today is why we love this game. Heaven.

Burnley 0-0 Manchester United

Louis van Gaal is still searching for his first win as United boss and the Red Devils could have lost to Burnley. David Jones hit the bar and went close for the home side, while United failed to carve out any clear-cut chances. Angel di Maria made his debut as he impressed but ran out of steam. Work to do for United, as LVG is not a happy man.

Everton 3-6 Chelsea

Where do we start with this one? Chelsea went 2-0 up inside three minutes through Diego Costa and Branislav Ivanovic, then Everton pulled one back just before half time through Kevin Mirallas. Chelsea went 3-1 up thanks to Seamus Coleman’s own goal, but then Steven Naismith made it 3-2. Shortly after Nemanja Matic made it 4-2, but Samuel Eto’o scored on his debut against his former club to make it 4-3. Moments later, Ramires scored to make it 5-3 and then Costa grabbed his second and Chelsea’s sixth to seal an incredible win. What a game. This will go down as a Premier League classic. After the game Mourinho called his side “killers” while Martinez bemoaned the mistakes.

Manchester City 0-1 Stoke City

This game wasn’t a classic, but it was certainly the biggest shock of the season so far. Stoke City beat the reigning champions Manchester City 1-0 at the Etihad Stadium as Diouf scored a wonderful game-winner. The Senegalese forward ran 80-yards before slotting home past Joe Hart as the Potters stunned City.

Newcastle United 3-3 Crystal Palace

Goals galore at St. James Park as Palace jumped into an early lead as Dwight Gayle scored less than a minute in. Daryl Janmaat then equalized with his first Newcastle goal, but Jason Puncheon put Palace ahead after half time. Late on Aarons and Williamson scored for Newcastle to make it 3-2, but a last-gasp equalizer from Wilfried Zaha — following his loan move back to Palace from Manchester United — made it 3-3 as another entertaining match played out.

Queens Park Rangers 1-0 Sunderland

QPR are off and running! A strike from Charlie Austin right on the stroke of half time made it 1-0 and that turned out to be the game-winner at Loftus Road. Not as much drama as we saw in other games, but this result was hugely important for QPR as it marked their first win of the season.

Swansea City 3-0 West Brom

The Swans made it three wins from three after a stunning home display against the Baggies. Nathan Dyer scored twice, one in each half, and Wayne Routledge’s stunning volley was the pick of the bunch in a stunning win. The Baggies were bad, but Swansea were very, very good.

West Ham United 1-3 Southampton

First win in the Premier League for Ronald Koeman’s side who put on a stunning second half display to blow away the Hammers. West Ham went 1-0 up after Mark Noble’s deflected effort from distance but Morgan Schneiderlin  equalized right on half time. Saints then dominated as Schneiderlin grabbed another and Graziano Pelle scored his first PL goal to seal a deserved 3-1 win. The home fans were not happy, as Sam Allardyce is under pressure.

Spurs reportedly have right to match any Bale bid

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What’s Gareth Bale worth these days? And how much higher than that figure is Manchester United willing to go?

Those are the two main questions that arise from the idea that Tottenham Hotspur may have a contractual privilege to match any offer made to Real Madrid for the ex-Spurs star.

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Bale, 28, was worth $112 million in today’s dollars when Real bought him in 2013. He has 70 goals and 55 assists in 159 matches for the Spanish outfit.

How much is he worth now? Certainly nothing near the same figure, as Romelu Lukaku went for $99 million this summer and Alvaro Morata went for $80 million.

The Express says Real expects $112 million right back for Bale, which seems insane. Bale has three goals and four assists in nine matches for Real this summer, and had nine and five in 27 outings last season.

Bale did, however, scored 19 goals in 23 La Liga matches two seasons ago, but he’s dealt with significant injuries on a near-annual basis.

Spurs transfer record is the $48 million it spent on Davinson Sanchez this summer. Whatever Manchester United, or anything suitor, will bid for Bale will likely be higher than that figure.

At one point would it make sense for Spurs to smash their record and wage structure to line up Bale, Dele Alli, Harry Kane, and Christian Eriksen in the same attack (I mean, holy smoke, just close your eyes and visualize that!).

Real reportedly wants to make the move happen in January, while United wants to do it in the summer.

Moyes: West Ham mentality, confidence is shaky

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David Moyes needed to see his charges in action, and didn’t love the mental side of West Ham’s 2-0 loss to Watford on Sunday at Vicarage Road.

The Irons had plenty of chances on the day, with Cheikhou Kouyate seeing one shot saved before missing another in perhaps the two best of the day.

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And Watford’s first goal was pretty unlucky, as Andre Gray bungled a shot that went right to Will Hughes for his first Premier League goal.

Moyes’ Irons also lost Marko Arnautovic with what he thinks is a broken thumb, but is more worried about the club’s poise. From the BBC:

“I was only ever going to find out what the players were like by working with them and seeing them play today. When the opportunities didn’t go for us, the confidence went away.

“We have to try to find a way of winning. The important thing is to be in the game, and when we lost the second goal, it became difficult.”

Watford spoils Moyes’ West Ham debut

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  • Unhappy debut for Moyes
  • Hart, Gomes make wild saves
  • Hughes scores early
  • Richarlison adds insurance

Will Hughes and Richarlison scored on either side of half time to lift Watford to a 2-0 win over visiting West Ham on Sunday at Vicarage Road.

It’s a debut loss for new Irons boss David Moyes, whose club remains in the Premier League’s 18th position.

Watford rises to eighth, with 18 points.

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West Ham looked bright and industrious in the first 10 minutes, yet Watford had a lead in the 11th.

Andre Gray whiffed on a shot, and the ball bobbled to Hughes for an advantageous finish.

Watford was on the back foot for much of the latter stages in the first half. A slick one-touch endeavor ended with Heurelho Gomes getting a piece of Cheikhou Kouyate‘s low shot.

Gomes then twice denied Marko Arnautovic, the first an incredible leg save.

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Kouyate and Abdoulaye Doucoure traded chances early in the second half, with neither on frame.

Andre Gray and Doucoure worked a fine 58th minute chance, with Winston Reid‘s slight deflection stopping Gray from curling inside the far post. Joe Hart made a terrific save as Watford then pressed off the ensuing corner kick.

Richarlison put it away, essentially, with a 64th minute goal. Hughes handled the ball in the run-up, but the Brazilian’s finish was electrifying.

It’s Richarlison’s fifth PL goal of the season, matching his half-season total with Fluminese.

Christian Kabasele blocked a Lanzini rip off the line in the 74th minute as the Irons kept battling for an unlikely comeback.

Italian president’s burning remarks provide path for USMNT

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There’s no question whether the Italian national team job is a different class than the United States men’s national team.

Aside from the fact that both sides failed to qualify for the World Cup, have a vacant manager’s chair, and decent recent results at youth level, the disparity is striking (and not all in negative ways for American fans).

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Italy has won four World Cups and a EURO, and played in four additional title games. Their domestic league is Top Five, and only six pool players who’ve been called up in the last 12 months come from outside Serie A. Three play in the Premier League, two in La Liga, and one in Ligue 1. It’s qualifying slate meant top Spain or face a home-and-home playoff with another top European team.

On the other hand, the U.S. faces the most forgiving qualifying run this side of Oceania. It’s room for improvement on the international stage is much higher, and its current group is so much further from its potential than the Italian side that it’s hard to find an apt comparison (Consider that, playoff loss aside, Italy has beat the following sides in the last 18 months: Belgium, Spain, Netherlands, and Uruguay).

Differences/similarities aside — and yes, it’s a tad ridiculous to get this deep into what separates Italy from the U.S. in terms of soccer — the USSF could do worse than monitoring how the Italians are handling their World Cup disaster.

1) Accepting responsibility without caveats about their previous successes — Here’s federation president Carlo Tavecchio (who it must be noted has said some reprehensible racist things. We would never gloss over something like that, but we’re talking about the soccer side here). After blasting player selection, he then said, ‘Yeah, but I hired the dude”:

“How can you not play [Lorenzo] Insigne? I told the staff, not him. I can’t intervene [with the coach], there are rules. I have to acknowledge it; I chose the coach. It’s been four days that I haven’t slept. I wake up continuously. We have always played crosses against tall defenders, some almost two meters tall. We had to play around them with the little players, who were on the bench.”

2) Waiting a while to make the correct move — By most accounts, this is very much the plan for the United States (especially with a presidential election looming in February). While most new presidents wouldn’t begrudge the hiring of an highly-qualified name, plenty of prospective bosses would want to wait until the new (or current) man in charge cements his place.

Tavecchio dropped plenty of names, and is especially interested in Chelsea’s Antonio Conte. And he said it’ll be worth the wait.

“We’re looking for the best. They already have commitments until June from a contractual point of view. Then when we get to June, who will be free? The ones are Ancelotti, Conte, Allegri, [Claudio] Ranieri and Mancini. This is the truth of those available.”

Granted the U.S. does not have the wealth of elite experience coaches that Italy does, but the Americans are also not limited to hiring an American.

USMNT interim boss Dave Sarachan is a respected soccer name who is not going to light the shop on fire while the right hire is made during this upcoming string of friendlies.

It’s a top-bottom failure. It includes nearly every part of the system, but the man in charge is the most important part considering that the USMNT should qualify for every World Cup and somehow managed to bungle it.

America needs a bungle-free hire.