Premier League Saturday Roundup: Chelsea win classic; Stoke stun Man City

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Wow. What a Saturday.

Seven games produced stunning goals, drama, shocking results and just a heck of a lot of fun. This is why the Premier League is dubbed the most exciting league in the world. PL, if you are listening, don’t ever change.

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Below are recaps, highlights, reaction and more from all seven games as 24 goals were scored. Enjoy reliving one of the best PL Saturday’s in recent memory.

A day like today is why we love this game. Heaven.

Burnley 0-0 Manchester United

Louis van Gaal is still searching for his first win as United boss and the Red Devils could have lost to Burnley. David Jones hit the bar and went close for the home side, while United failed to carve out any clear-cut chances. Angel di Maria made his debut as he impressed but ran out of steam. Work to do for United, as LVG is not a happy man.

Everton 3-6 Chelsea

Where do we start with this one? Chelsea went 2-0 up inside three minutes through Diego Costa and Branislav Ivanovic, then Everton pulled one back just before half time through Kevin Mirallas. Chelsea went 3-1 up thanks to Seamus Coleman’s own goal, but then Steven Naismith made it 3-2. Shortly after Nemanja Matic made it 4-2, but Samuel Eto’o scored on his debut against his former club to make it 4-3. Moments later, Ramires scored to make it 5-3 and then Costa grabbed his second and Chelsea’s sixth to seal an incredible win. What a game. This will go down as a Premier League classic. After the game Mourinho called his side “killers” while Martinez bemoaned the mistakes.

Manchester City 0-1 Stoke City

This game wasn’t a classic, but it was certainly the biggest shock of the season so far. Stoke City beat the reigning champions Manchester City 1-0 at the Etihad Stadium as Diouf scored a wonderful game-winner. The Senegalese forward ran 80-yards before slotting home past Joe Hart as the Potters stunned City.

Newcastle United 3-3 Crystal Palace

Goals galore at St. James Park as Palace jumped into an early lead as Dwight Gayle scored less than a minute in. Daryl Janmaat then equalized with his first Newcastle goal, but Jason Puncheon put Palace ahead after half time. Late on Aarons and Williamson scored for Newcastle to make it 3-2, but a last-gasp equalizer from Wilfried Zaha — following his loan move back to Palace from Manchester United — made it 3-3 as another entertaining match played out.

Queens Park Rangers 1-0 Sunderland

QPR are off and running! A strike from Charlie Austin right on the stroke of half time made it 1-0 and that turned out to be the game-winner at Loftus Road. Not as much drama as we saw in other games, but this result was hugely important for QPR as it marked their first win of the season.

Swansea City 3-0 West Brom

The Swans made it three wins from three after a stunning home display against the Baggies. Nathan Dyer scored twice, one in each half, and Wayne Routledge’s stunning volley was the pick of the bunch in a stunning win. The Baggies were bad, but Swansea were very, very good.

West Ham United 1-3 Southampton

First win in the Premier League for Ronald Koeman’s side who put on a stunning second half display to blow away the Hammers. West Ham went 1-0 up after Mark Noble’s deflected effort from distance but Morgan Schneiderlin  equalized right on half time. Saints then dominated as Schneiderlin grabbed another and Graziano Pelle scored his first PL goal to seal a deserved 3-1 win. The home fans were not happy, as Sam Allardyce is under pressure.

Preview: Everton v. Newcastle

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  • Everton have won seven of their last eight games v Newcastle
  • Newcastle have won four PL games in a row
  • Wayne Rooney has more goals (15) against Newcastle than any other PL team

Everton host Newcastle United on Monday (Watch live, 3 p.m. ET on NBCSN and online via NBCSports.com) with the Toffees and Magpies both setting pretty in midtable.

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The Toffees sit in ninth, with Newcastle in 10th and just one point behind Everton with a game in hand. Rafael Benitez has been lauded for taking his newly-promoted side into the top 10 with defensive solidity, while Sam Allardyce has been lambasted for a defensive style of play despite getting Everton out of a relegation fight following his appointment back in November.

In team news Everton have Mason Holgate and Gylfi Sigurdsson out injured, while Newcastle will be without Christian Atsu but Islam Slimani could make his first start.


What they’re saying 

Sam Allardyce on the job Rafael Benitez has done at Newcastle: “From a difficult period they have managed to recover and get in the Premier League and they have turned it around. They have put together a run of games and we’ll see a better Newcastle than we saw up there [when Everton won 1-0 in December]. Rafa has progressed very well. He has always expressed his disappointment with not enough funds – we can all say we don’t have enough funds. What he has managed with the funds he has, particularly in the January months, has been excellent.”

Rafael Benitez on his Newcastle future: “I want to win games and I want to win trophies and I want to have the tools to be capable of competing. At the same time. I like to improve players, coach players, follow a business plan, a realistic business plan in modern football. I have no problem with that because I did it in the past.”

Prediction
Two teams who are very similar in terms of their style of play should see a bit of a stalemate take place at Goodison. 1-1 draw, which is a much better result for Newcastle and will pile more pressure on Big Sam.

Paul Pogba: “Transfers are not in my head”

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Paul Pogba has been discussing his future at Manchester United beyond this season.

The Frenchman delivered a stunning assist in United’s 2-1 win against Tottenham in the FA Cup semifinal on Saturday, with the midfielder now named Man of the Match in each of his last two games after plenty of speculation about his future at United in recent months.

Jose Mourinho left Pogba out of his starting lineup on multiple occasions, while Pep Guardiola claims he was offered to buy Pogba in January and speculation about him joining Paris Saint-Germain, going back to Juventus or heading to Real Madrid continue.

Speaking to French outlet Canal Football Club, Pogba had the following to say about his own future.

“Right now, I am at Manchester United and I am honestly only thinking about the present. Transfers are not in my head. We are in the [FA] Cup final and the World Cup is around the corner,” Pogba said.

Pogba also addressed the rumors regarding his relationship with Mourinho with reports stating that the duo do not get along and United’s manager is fed up with the Frenchman’s attitude off the pitch.

“I don’t have a problem with him, and I don’t think he has a problem with me,” Pogba said. “He’s the coach and he has to make choices. I am a player and I accept them. I have to answer on the pitch.”

Benitez happy to stay at Newcastle if he “has the tools to compete”

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Rafa Benitez is approaching something vaguely resembling sainthood in the northeast of England — with the Newcastle United-supporting portion, at least — but his future remains in doubt as the end of the current Premier League season draws nearer and the next one approaches.

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Benitez and Newcastle owner Mike Ashley have endured an unhappy working relationship for much of Benitez’s 25 months at the club. The Spaniard was true to his word, though, when he stuck around another season after being relegated from the PL in 2016, then again after winning promotion on the Magpies’ first attempt, but he’ll be faced with the same dilemma again this summer, even after guiding Newcastle to a mid-table finish (they currently sit 10th with five games left to play).

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If he’s not given assurances that he’ll be handed the necessary funds to properly strengthen his squad during the upcoming summer transfer window, the 58-year-old could very well walk away and leave Ashley to play the part of all-too-familiar villain. Or, as Benitez put it this weekend, Ashley could fork over “the tools to be capable of competing” and make everyone, from the manager to the fans, happy — quotes form the Guardian:

“If they [Ashley’s representatives] want to talk to my people [about a new contract,] they can talk. The main thing is to be sure we share the same ambition.

“I want to win games and I want to win trophies and I want to have the tools to be capable of competing. At the same time, I like to improve players, coach players, follow a business plan, a realistic business plan in modern football. I have no problem with that because I did it in the past.

“We have to be sure to have all the tools to compete and achieve what we want to achieve because Newcastle is a massive football club and we want it to reach its potential.”

Of course, the perfect scenario for everyone involved would have been for any one of the numerous takeover bids to have gone through during the last two years, but as was most recently evidenced earlier this year, Ashley and the Toon can’t seem to quit each other just yet.

MLS: Timbers end NYCFC’s unbeaten start; Seattle get 1st win

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Sunday was a very good day for a pair of green-clad Cascadia rivals, the Portland Timbers and Seattle Sounders, as the former put to end the unbeaten start of the best team in MLS, while the latter picked up their first win of 2018…

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Portland Timbers 3-0 New York City FC

Through their first seven games, NYCFC were almost inarguably the best team in MLS (aside: how much better is their opening-day walkover of Sporting KC looking these days?), but Patrick Vieira’s side might as well have not even shown up to Providence Park on Sunday. Chalk it up to “it’s only one game,” or “these things happen in MLS,” or “NYC to Portland is a long trip for Russian clubs,” or any other credible rationale you prefer, but they were nothing more than 11 passengers for the whole of 90 minutes.

A quick look at the defending on all three of Portland’s goals…

Vieira was right at halftime, when he said his side was lacking intensity and aggression, and that it’d be nigh impossible to get back into the game in the second half if they continued to play that way. Spoiler: it was, because they did.

Just as I’ll not be rushing to judgment over NYCFC’s no-show performance, I’m not yet buying into the idea that Portland have figured things out defensively on the back of one clean sheet (their first of the season).

Seattle Sounders 3-1 Minnesota United

Speaking of firsts, Seattle are the proud owners of points — as in, more than one point — after putting three past Minnesota but almost fatally failing to kill the game off after going 2-0 up. I’m not sure what any defender in black is doing on this sequence…

Alas, Gustav Svensson, Will Bruin and Jordy Delem were far more clinical with their chances than the Loons…

Still, though, Seattle were completely helpless when it came time to grab control of the game while in a commanding position. Osvaldo Alonso is nowhere near the player he once was, which is a massive problem against teams that set up to counter-attack, as Minnesota did on Sunday. It doesn’t help that Roman Torres and Chad Marshall are the plodding center backs behind him.

The obvious answer to the midfield problem is to play Cristian Roldan deeper, alongside Alonso as they did en route to winning MLS Cup in 2016, but injuries to a number of key attackers have forced him into a de facto no. 10 role for the time being. These things will work themselves out with a bit of time, I suppose.

Full MLS scoreboard

Sporting Kansas City 6-0 Vancouver Whitecaps (Friday) — FULL RECAP
Montreal Impact 3-5 Los Angeles FC — FULL RECAP
Houston Dynamo 5-1 Toronto FC
New York Red Bulls 1-2 Chicago Fire
Columbus Crew SC 2-2 New England Revolution
Orlando City SC 3-2 San Jose Earthquakes
FC Dallas 2-0 Philadelphia Union
Real Salt Lake 3-0 Colorado Rapids
LA Galaxy 0-2 Atlanta United