All those other times we / I / someone told you that some Luke Rodgers news was imminent? Forget it.
All those times we / I / someone made you feel like Charlie Brown every stinkin’ time Lucy pulled the doggone football away? We’re sorry. All of us.
All those other times you / I / everyone were sure to discover the fate of the Red Bulls striker, who was stranded in London due to some nebulous visa issues. Let’s just go with “do-over” and move on.
Friday. It’s going to happen Friday. For sure this time. Not just “fake for sure.” This time it’s “for sure, for sure.”