Hope Solo’s new bodyguard, Kelley O’Hara, and the most underrated USWNT TwitPic of all time

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Where to start? So much awesome. So few dots.

  • Kelley O’Hara (picture right) seems to be taking her new job a bit to far. Like any good defender, O’Hara is being protective of her goalkeeper – staring down the camera as if it’s the second Brazilian penalty kick-taker – but Kelley,
    • a.) if anybody can protect themselves, it’s Hope Solo,
    • b.) this is soccer, not ice hockey, and
    • c.) a hotel room in Japan (where the USWNT is playing in the Kirin Cup). I’m thinking there isn’t much to protect Hope from. Besides,
    • d.) it’s pretty clear you’re at some sort of frat party, which
    • e.) you don’t have to explain. You went to Stanford. This is probably your first.
  • Heather Mitts with the photo bomb! And why is this only No. 2?
  • The man on the left apparently, unfortunately carries the moniker of “mattyice.” Much better than Old Matt-waulkee, I guess.
  • Playing for the U.S. Women’s National Team looks fun. Can’t wait to see them meltdown Twitter (again) this summer.