- Tuesdays without Champions League
- Chivas USA’s chances of scoring again this year (One goal in six September games? Are you kidding me?)
- Colorado’s Omar Cummings
- Vancouver’s Camilo
- Pumpkin coffee
- Spurs jinx at Old Trafford
- Any talk of a new ground for the New England Revolution
- MLS attendance in Round 30 (needed to be better in some spots.)
- During the run of play, press box chit-chat about other sports
- Alex Ferguson complaining about stoppage time
- Over-hyping the Cosmos
- Bill Gaudette (Red Bulls don’t need him)
- Teemu Tainio (ditto)
- Rafa Marquez (double ditto)
- “Hip” Tweets with so few words spelled sensibly that they make no freakin’ sense
Monday “Meh” list: quick recap of the slightly overrated
