Never a problem as Juventus knock Celtic out of Champions League

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Neil Lennon knew his team needed a miracle. Coming into today’s match after a 3-0 at Parkhead, the Celtic boss hoped his team could pull off an upset. Maybe a 2-1 or 1-0 win in Turin. You know: Something to be proud of on the long win back to Scotland.

But Celtic were never really that close. Two goals off rebounds gave Juventus a 2-0 victory, sending Italy’s champions through to the Champions League quarterfinals after a 5-0 aggregate result.

The final score may exaggerate the gap between the two teams, particularly after a day when Celtic and Juve played a relatively even match. Of course, a number of teams come out of matches with Juventus feeling they could have done more, but the scoreboard always sets them straight.

Perhaps Wednesday as a good example. Drop in on the match at any given point and the game seemed relatively equal. Juventus’s superior quality was obvious, particularly in midfield, but the disparity wasn’t so great that Celtic couldn’t find a way to break through. One team was obviously better, but 5-0 over two legs better?

But that’s the crux of Juve’s deception. Other teams don’t seem to execute against them when it counts while precise, finite execution from Juventus leaves teams with a series of what ifs. What if we had just stopped them in that one moment.

Wednesday’s first moment came in the 14th minute when Federico Peluso took the ball off Gary Hooper’s feet. The Juve wingback fed Fabio Quagliarella, whose shot was spilled in the box by Frazier Forrester. Alessandro Matri’s clean up act put Juventus up four.

Early in the second half, an exquisite ball over the defense from Andrea Pirlo allowed Arturo Vidal to draw Forester out before putting the ball back across goal for Quagliarella. An open goal allowed the Juve striker to put his team up 5-0.

Celtic had their moments, at one time forcings a lunging save from Gianluigi Buffon to save Hooper’s deflection of a long Kris Commons shot. But the execution just wasn’t there. Juventus converted on two of their three or four moments of brilliant. Celtic never got close.

In the bigger picture, Celtic were never supposed to get this close to begin with. In the face of ever-dwindling Scottish league results in Europe, Celtic were expected to be the next in a line of valiant but lacking SPL champions. Instead, they bested Benfica and Spartak Moscow to make the knockout round, and while they were never close to moving past Juve, they were never as bad as the final score hints. Celtic made a lot of us look stupid.

Because a lot of people will still underestimate Celtic, Juventus’s quality will be dismissed, particularly because it wasn’t accompanied by the kind of smothering dominance we’re seeing from Bayern Munich or Borussia Dortmund. And the quality of their opponent was nowhere near that of Real Madrid’s.

But in the result we see almost a stereotypical Italian trait, the robust quality to match up against anybody. In a one-off, Juventus can match up with the kings of Europe, and before this competition is out, they may prove capable of wearing the crown themselves.

Are they favorites to win Champions League? No, they shouldn’t be. But nobody wants to draw them in the next round.

MLS Three Things: RBNY beats Atlanta, is a special club right now

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At this point, Jesse Marsch could take the USMNT job, Tyler Adams could bolt for the Bundesliga, and we’d still have to select the New York Red Bulls to finish with a home playoff game.

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That’s how well run RBNY is these days, which is to take nothing away from their coach and 19-year-old star, but considering they navigated a solid CONCACAF Champions League run en route to this start… well…. wow.

On a night when Luis Robles’ ironman streak ended, Kaku recorded two assists, and Ezequiel Barco bagged his second goal in three matches, they don’t even meet the requirements of our three things.

Form giants deliver more goals

Marsch’s men have been shutout once this season, and most multiple goals in four-consecutive wins. Three of those four wins have come on the road, at LA, Colorado, and now Atlanta.

RBNY has the best points-per-game in Major League Soccer, has scored the joint-most goals despite playing in the second-fewest games, and is allowing barely more than a goal-a-game.

Bet against ’em. We dare ya.

BWP delivers the goods

RBNY’s 33-year-old English star scored twice and won a penalty that Daniel Royer converted as he continued his assault on all future Red Bulls’ hopes of becoming the club’s leading scorer.

Bradley Wright-Phillips has almost 50 more goals than his nearest competitor, Juan Pablo Angel, and he makes headers look like child’s play.

Victory comes with a price

Kemar Lawrence was lost with a scary-looking face-plant on a clearance, and needed to be stretchered off the pitch. Hopefully it’s not long-term for the Jamaican back.

Willian “edits” Conte out of FA Cup champions photo

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Willian is not a fan of Antonio Conte.

Come to another conclusion if you like, but it’s hard to argue the Brazilian wizard’s feelings following his Instagram post after Chelsea beat Manchester United in the FA Cup Final.

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Willian covered his manager in trophies following the win, and it’d be a stretch to call that a tribute to the Italian’s tactical brilliance.

The player recorded seven goals and six assists despite playing less than all but 12 Chelsea players in league play (12th place Alvaro Morata had 11 and 6).

We’re accepting alternative explanations for the since-deleted Instagram photo below:

Elis scores twice as Dynamo beat Fire 3-2

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BRIDGEVIEW, Ill. (AP) Alberth Elis scored two second-half goals to help the Houston Dynamo beat the Chicago Fire 3-2 on Sunday for their first road win of the season.

Elis, on a one-on-one breakaway, cut back to evade defender Johan Kappelhof and ripped a right-footer from the center of the box into the back of the net to give Houston (4-3-3) a 3-2 lead in the 74th minute.

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The Dynamo’s Romell Quioto opened the scoring in the fourth, running onto a long through ball from Tomas Martinez and rolling the finish past sliding goalkeeper Richard Sanchez. Nemanja Nikolic tied it in the 14th minute and then fed Diego Campos for a goal about two minutes later. Elis converted from the spot to make it 2-2 early in the second half after Mauro Manotas drew a foul in the area conceded by Sanchez.

Chicago (3-6-2) has lost three of its last four games.

 

Inter Milan back in the Champions League after late heroics (video)

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It’s been more than a half-decade since Inter Milan qualified for the UEFA Champions League, an infamous run that ended on Sunday.

Inter scored twice in the final 13 minutes to beat fifth-place Lazio and advance into the Top Four via head-to-head record.

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Lazio held 1-0 and 2-1 leads, but could not get the job done at home, collecting red cards in the 79th minute and stoppage time.

Uruguayan midfielder Matias Vecino scored his third goal of the season, redirecting a corner kick home in the 81st minute, as Inter clinched fourth place in Serie A.