QPR all but doomed after stunning late equalizer

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It’s hard to think of a more sickening way to seal your fate: battle with ten men for most of the match, score a superb late goal, then give up the equalizer deep into stoppage time from a needlessly-conceded free kick.

As the clock ticked past 90 minutes at Loftus Road this afternoon, QPR had genuine hope that a miracle comeback in the final weeks of the season was truly on. At the final whistle, they were toast.

There’s not been a lot of positives for QPR this season. Those padded chairs in the dug-out look comfortable. Having the smallest stadium in the Premier League minimizes the number of spectators forced to suffer by watching the Hoops in person. Good subway connections allow fans to make a quick getaway. Jersey numbers that are almost impossible to read from distance lend the roster’s motley crew of overpaid, underperforming mercenaries a degree of anonymity. Apart from that, we’re struggling.

So it seemed too good to be true when Harry Redknapp’s side coped admirably against Wigan Athletic despite the 20th minute red card for striker Bobby Zamora, who was dismissed for a high challenge on Jordi Gomez. His first red card since January, 2007.

Much too good to be true when, on a devastating counter-attack in the 85th minute, Loic Remy claimed his fifth goal in eight club games with a sublime one-touch finish from the edge of the box into the far corner.

All QPR had to do was hold on for five minutes plus stoppage time against anaemic opponents who until Remy’s strike had looked to be settling for a point after squandering their best chance with 77 minutes gone when James McArthur headed straight at Julio Cesar.

But no, in the 93rd minute, Stephane Mbia idiotically had to shove Shaun Maloney to the ground on the edge of the area. And yes, Maloney had to fire a brilliant free kick high into the net after crumbling brick in the wall Adel Taarabt turned his back on the shot. The goal and its build-up were a perfect fusion of QPR ineptitude and Wigan excellence. It makes you think QPR are fated to go down – as if the standings hadn’t already offered that distinct impression since, oh, let’s say, September.

With six games left, QPR are second-bottom, seven points adrift of Sunderland, the club just outside the drop zone. Wigan are level on points with Sunderland but behind on goal difference, though Roberto Martinez’ men have a match in hand. And Wigan’s escapology credentials just earned yet another boost, even though they really ought to have done better against ten men for so long.

QPR? They’re next away to Everton. Think they can get a win at Goodison Park, especially after this devastating confidence-wrecker? No, us neither.

Realistically, QPR need to win their next four fixtures, just to stay in the avoiding-relegation conversation. And they’ve only won four league games all season.

Matic: Man Utd needs more experience in its squad

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Nemanja Matic would like to see a bit more veteran bravery in his Manchester United side.

The title-winning 29-year-old midfielder finished second in the Premier League this season, his first with the Red Devils after a strong run with Chelsea.

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The Blues beat United in Saturday’s FA Cup Final, and Matic says the answer to winning hardware isn’t in talent as much as it is wisdom.

From the BBC:

“The only team who is better than us this year is Man City,” said Matic. “Obviously, they play amazing football. But we are second and we are in the Champions League next year, which is the most important thing. I think we need some players with some experience to bring some more qualities to our team.”

United loses one veteran cog in Michael Carrick, and both Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Wayne Rooney have skipped town in the last year.

Who could fit the bill in terms of old hats in current United positions of weakness? Well, a full offseason for Alexis Sanchez will help, and perhaps the rumors of Toby Alderweireld make the most sense of any we’ve seen in recent weeks.

MLS Things: Shuttleworth, Quintero somehow get Loons a point vs. SKC

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Entering the day, no one was arguing that hosts Minnesota United were a better side than Sporting KC.

The Loons were 11 points and 19 goals worth of differential behind Western Conference-leading KC.

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They still are, despite a 1-1 Sunday match which carried a fitting disparity on the pitch but nothing to separate the two on the scoreboard.

Khiry gets his just desserts

Oregon State product Khiry Shelton has been wonderful for Sporting KC this season, but the striker just hasn’t found the back of the goal.

That finally changed Sunday, when his downbound header got the better of Bobby Shuttleworth — more on him later — and allowed him a richly-deserved first SKC goal which could well break down the dam.

The eighth minute saw Shelton score his goal on one of just six Loons shot attempts.

Shuttleworth back in business

It’s not always sexy to go to the veteran backstop, but it looks like Adrian Heath should’ve called Bobby Shuttleworth’s name a long time ago.

Entering the day, Shuttleworth had the second-best WhoScored.com rating of any goalkeeper to appear in more than five matches (Evan Bush).

While certainly part of that has to do with the defensive actions foisted upon him, Shuttleworth was the main reason SKC’s 24-6 advantage in attempts failed to turn into anything other than a point.

Darwin

Darwin Quintero has had more good matches than bad ones since joining the Loons, and added his third goal in seven matches with this rebound finish on Sunday.

Quintero had two goals and four assists in 17 Liga MX matches, but has been perfectly revitalized by the Minnesota air.

VIDEO: Coutinho scores brilliant curler; Iniesta walks off

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It’s often funny to read the A. in front of Andres Iniesta’s surname on his match jersey, as if there’s any other.

On Sunday, the 34-year-old midfielder walked off the field for the last time (video at bottom) as a Barcelona player, handing the captain’s arm band to Lionel Messi and beginning a new era for both the club and player.

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Barcelona beat Real Sociedad 1-0 on Sunday in the final La Liga match of the season.

While the match will be remembered as Iniesta’s last with Blaugranas, Philippe Coutinho gave a glimpse of the future with his eighth goal of the season and sixth in his last five games.

Barca finishes a 1-loss season with 99 goals and a 14-point lead over La Liga runners-up Atletico Madrid.

Bayern Munich fans pay tribute to Jupp Heynckes, again

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MUNICH (AP) Bayern Munich fans turned up in their thousands to bid farewell to Jupp Heynckes for a second time on Sunday.

The veteran coach is going back into retirement after leading Bayern to another league title. The side was five points adrift when he returned in October, but rebounded to wrap up the title with five rounds to spare.

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It might have been more for Heynckes, but Eintracht Frankfurt stunned the side to win the German Cup final on Saturday and Real Madrid emerged triumphant from the sides’ Champions League semifinal.

Bayern chairman Karl-Heinz Rummenigge paid tribute to the 73-year-old Heynckes for bringing “old values” such as “humanity and empathy” back to the side.

“The little downside for us is that we would have liked to give our Jupp, our coach, the nearly perfect finish, but it didn’t quite work out,” Rummenigge said of the shock defeat to Frankfurt.

Heynckes led Bayern to the Champions League, Bundesliga and German Cup titles in his previous stint in 2013, before he retired for the first time.

Bayern’s players were clearly still disappointed over Saturday’s cup defeat as they celebrated the league win on the Munich town hall balcony.

“It feels really bad, how the season ended,” said Thomas Mueller, who added that the team would try to “put a brave face on it.”