Premier League Transfer Talk: Zinedine says Madrid will buy Gareth Bale

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Tottenham fans will be enraged with Zinedine Zidane’s claim that even a $93.4m (£60m) price tag won’t be enough to prevent Real Madrid from snapping up the superhuman Gareth Bale this summer. Here are the other transfer rumors percolating for today, May 1, 2013:

London

The news is equally bad on the other side of North London where rumors persist that Arsene Wenger could be on his way out of Arsenal in favor of a move to Paris Saint-Germain, although Arsenal chairman Peter Hill-Wood says they’re rubbish. Speaking of PSG, that could be the future destination of Hatem Ben Arfa, who had the couilles to wear a kit of Les Parisiens while working out in a Newcastle gym.

Over in West London it’s being reported that as Jose Mourinho inches closer to his dramatic return at Stamford Bridge, Roman Abramovich plans on welcoming his old foe with a fat $155m (£100m) transfer kitty to help “rebuild” the squad. If Mourinho isn’t the man for the job then it’s widely believed that the Blues will turn to Malaga’s Manuel Pellegrini, causing the Spanish club to turn to Wigan’s Roberto Martinez. All sources indicate, however that ‘The Special One’ will be in West London come June and once he arrives, a new one year deal in place for Super Frank Lampard.

At Loftus Road word is that Djibril Cisse, Julio Cesar and Loic Remy are all planning moves that will help them avoid a rough and rugged season in the Championship. Cesar and Remy stand good chances of a return to the Prem but Cisse? I think that ship has sailed. Another player the R’s will be trying to profit off of is Adel Taarabt, who’s array of wildly inconsistent performance and incessant brain farts has somehow convinced QPR he’s worth £15m.

Down the river at Craven Cottage, Martin Jol may face a tough decision as Zenit St. Petersburg are dreaming up a bid to sign Dimitar Berbatov, 32, who has one year remaining on his two year contract. While on the opposite end of town, West Ham owners have found a cheap cure for their defensive woes by lining up a contract for Shakhtar Donetsk’s infamous Rat, Romanian defender Razvan Rat, who is set to leave the club on a free this summer.

Liverpool

At Anfield Brendan Rodgers & Co. may be preparing fans for the sale of Dracula to Juventus by showing interest in 19 year old Partizan Belgrade striker Lazar Markovic, who is also being followed by – you guessed it – Chelsea. The writing may also be on the wall for Martin Skrtel as the Reds plan to outbid Inter for Barcelona defender Martin Montoya whereas  Reading defender Alex Pearce has been named the top target to replace Jamie Carragher.

Meanwhile, the blue side of town is transfixed on bringing in 21 year old attacking midfielder Adem Ljajic after his contract talks with Fiorentina have apparently broken down.

Manchester 

Over in Manchester, all this talk about Robert Lewandowski and Radamel Falcao has Wayne Rooney concerned over his future at the club. Wazza is apparently requesting assurances from Sir Alex Ferguson that he’ll have a role to play in next year’s trophy chase. While Roo may still be on Fergie’s radar, Anderson and Nani certainly are not, as the underwhelming duo will finally be sold to clear space for this summer’s new purchases.

Manchester City will begin “rebuilding” their squad by acquiring 27 year old Toluca defender Diego Novaretti. The man known as “El Flaco” is known for his height (6’5″) and, amazingly, his quickness, and could be the cheap solution to the impending sale of Joleon Lescott. Joining Lescott on this summer’s pink slip could be Gael Clichy, who is garnering interest from Galatasaray, who apparently love buying stars who have past their prime.

Matic: Man Utd needs more experience in its squad

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Nemanja Matic would like to see a bit more veteran bravery in his Manchester United side.

The title-winning 29-year-old midfielder finished second in the Premier League this season, his first with the Red Devils after a strong run with Chelsea.

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The Blues beat United in Saturday’s FA Cup Final, and Matic says the answer to winning hardware isn’t in talent as much as it is wisdom.

From the BBC:

“The only team who is better than us this year is Man City,” said Matic. “Obviously, they play amazing football. But we are second and we are in the Champions League next year, which is the most important thing. I think we need some players with some experience to bring some more qualities to our team.”

United loses one veteran cog in Michael Carrick, and both Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Wayne Rooney have skipped town in the last year.

Who could fit the bill in terms of old hats in current United positions of weakness? Well, a full offseason for Alexis Sanchez will help, and perhaps the rumors of Toby Alderweireld make the most sense of any we’ve seen in recent weeks.

MLS Things: Shuttleworth, Quintero somehow get Loons a point vs. SKC

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Entering the day, no one was arguing that hosts Minnesota United were a better side than Sporting KC.

The Loons were 11 points and 19 goals worth of differential behind Western Conference-leading KC.

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They still are, despite a 1-1 Sunday match which carried a fitting disparity on the pitch but nothing to separate the two on the scoreboard.

Khiry gets his just desserts

Oregon State product Khiry Shelton has been wonderful for Sporting KC this season, but the striker just hasn’t found the back of the goal.

That finally changed Sunday, when his downbound header got the better of Bobby Shuttleworth — more on him later — and allowed him a richly-deserved first SKC goal which could well break down the dam.

The eighth minute saw Shelton score his goal on one of just six Loons shot attempts.

Shuttleworth back in business

It’s not always sexy to go to the veteran backstop, but it looks like Adrian Heath should’ve called Bobby Shuttleworth’s name a long time ago.

Entering the day, Shuttleworth had the second-best WhoScored.com rating of any goalkeeper to appear in more than five matches (Evan Bush).

While certainly part of that has to do with the defensive actions foisted upon him, Shuttleworth was the main reason SKC’s 24-6 advantage in attempts failed to turn into anything other than a point.

Darwin

Darwin Quintero has had more good matches than bad ones since joining the Loons, and added his third goal in seven matches with this rebound finish on Sunday.

Quintero had two goals and four assists in 17 Liga MX matches, but has been perfectly revitalized by the Minnesota air.

VIDEO: Coutinho scores brilliant curler; Iniesta walks off

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It’s often funny to read the A. in front of Andres Iniesta’s surname on his match jersey, as if there’s any other.

On Sunday, the 34-year-old midfielder walked off the field for the last time (video at bottom) as a Barcelona player, handing the captain’s arm band to Lionel Messi and beginning a new era for both the club and player.

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Barcelona beat Real Sociedad 1-0 on Sunday in the final La Liga match of the season.

While the match will be remembered as Iniesta’s last with Blaugranas, Philippe Coutinho gave a glimpse of the future with his eighth goal of the season and sixth in his last five games.

Barca finishes a 1-loss season with 99 goals and a 14-point lead over La Liga runners-up Atletico Madrid.

Bayern Munich fans pay tribute to Jupp Heynckes, again

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MUNICH (AP) Bayern Munich fans turned up in their thousands to bid farewell to Jupp Heynckes for a second time on Sunday.

The veteran coach is going back into retirement after leading Bayern to another league title. The side was five points adrift when he returned in October, but rebounded to wrap up the title with five rounds to spare.

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It might have been more for Heynckes, but Eintracht Frankfurt stunned the side to win the German Cup final on Saturday and Real Madrid emerged triumphant from the sides’ Champions League semifinal.

Bayern chairman Karl-Heinz Rummenigge paid tribute to the 73-year-old Heynckes for bringing “old values” such as “humanity and empathy” back to the side.

“The little downside for us is that we would have liked to give our Jupp, our coach, the nearly perfect finish, but it didn’t quite work out,” Rummenigge said of the shock defeat to Frankfurt.

Heynckes led Bayern to the Champions League, Bundesliga and German Cup titles in his previous stint in 2013, before he retired for the first time.

Bayern’s players were clearly still disappointed over Saturday’s cup defeat as they celebrated the league win on the Munich town hall balcony.

“It feels really bad, how the season ended,” said Thomas Mueller, who added that the team would try to “put a brave face on it.”