Juan Agudelo makes an announcement on Twitter, but it’s not the one about a transfer

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He was once the latest and greatest forward the US national team could and ever would have. He scored in his debut for the US and he looked the part of a true, blossoming talent while playing alongside Thierry Henry in a New York Red Bulls jersey as a teenager. Juan Agudelo was supposed to be the next Jozy Altidore, but possibly better.

Then Agudelo was traded to Chivas USA, fell off of the national team radar and wasn’t able to make a full impact, even with offseason training sessions with Celtic, West Ham and Liverpool.

Now he’s in New England playing for a rejuvenated Revolution side pushing for a playoff spot, and Agudelo has looked the part of young, dynamic forward again, until getting injured last month, which perked new Stoke City manager Mark Hughes’ interest in signing him.

But not much has been said regarding Agudelo’s contract with Major League Soccer and the Revolution or if there is firm interest from Stoke City to make a move during the Premier League’s summer transfer window. So, with all eyes on Clint Dempsey’s return to MLS, Agudelo decided to stir the pot today with a few tweets from his personal (verified) Twitter account.

And the Twitter world waited for an announcement…But were destined to be disappointed.

There you have it. Agudelo apparently bought Geico car insurance, or he’s just punking us all and keeping us on the edge of our seats because he can. Whatever the reason for announcing a car insurance type, the way Agudelo went about this leaves something to be desired from a young professional athlete trying to make the next jump in his career.

Yes, Agudelo is only 20 and deserves to have fun, as any young person does. But he’s also a professional athlete with the watching eyes of managers around the world looking at him, hoping to see he’s matured and is ready for the next step in his career.

A manager like Hughes needs to know that the next player he signs will make an impact right away because the Premier League table is so tight every year. Agudelo needs to show he won’t be too immature when he signs that big Premier League contract if the time comes and will show up every day and be a positive ambassador for the club.

Agudelo needs to show managers like Hughes and clubs like Stoke that he’s ready to step up and won’t get lost when he finally makes the next jump because that chance may only come once or not come at all.  And you better believe teams are watching Agudelo’s Twitter feed (and Facebook, Instagram, etc.) because its one way to get to know what kind of person a player is and when a club signs a player its not just signing them for their on the field performances, but also for what they offer the field as well.

MLS Three Things: RBNY beats Atlanta, is a special club right now

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At this point, Jesse Marsch could take the USMNT job, Tyler Adams could bolt for the Bundesliga, and we’d still have to select the New York Red Bulls to finish with a home playoff game.

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That’s how well run RBNY is these days, which is to take nothing away from their coach and 19-year-old star, but considering they navigated a solid CONCACAF Champions League run en route to this start… well…. wow.

On a night when Luis Robles’ ironman streak ended, Kaku recorded two assists, and Ezequiel Barco bagged his second goal in three matches, they don’t even meet the requirements of our three things.

Form giants deliver more goals

Marsch’s men have been shutout once this season, and most multiple goals in four-consecutive wins. Three of those four wins have come on the road, at LA, Colorado, and now Atlanta.

RBNY has the best points-per-game in Major League Soccer, has scored the joint-most goals despite playing in the second-fewest games, and is allowing barely more than a goal-a-game.

Bet against ’em. We dare ya.

BWP delivers the goods

RBNY’s 33-year-old English star scored twice and won a penalty that Daniel Royer converted as he continued his assault on all future Red Bulls’ hopes of becoming the club’s leading scorer.

Bradley Wright-Phillips has almost 50 more goals than his nearest competitor, Juan Pablo Angel, and he makes headers look like child’s play.

Victory comes with a price

Kemar Lawrence was lost with a scary-looking face-plant on a clearance, and needed to be stretchered off the pitch. Hopefully it’s not long-term for the Jamaican back.

Willian “edits” Conte out of FA Cup champions photo

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Willian is not a fan of Antonio Conte.

Come to another conclusion if you like, but it’s hard to argue the Brazilian wizard’s feelings following his Instagram post after Chelsea beat Manchester United in the FA Cup Final.

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Willian covered his manager in trophies following the win, and it’d be a stretch to call that a tribute to the Italian’s tactical brilliance.

The player recorded seven goals and six assists despite playing less than all but 12 Chelsea players in league play (12th place Alvaro Morata had 11 and 6).

We’re accepting alternative explanations for the since-deleted Instagram photo below:

Elis scores twice as Dynamo beat Fire 3-2

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BRIDGEVIEW, Ill. (AP) Alberth Elis scored two second-half goals to help the Houston Dynamo beat the Chicago Fire 3-2 on Sunday for their first road win of the season.

Elis, on a one-on-one breakaway, cut back to evade defender Johan Kappelhof and ripped a right-footer from the center of the box into the back of the net to give Houston (4-3-3) a 3-2 lead in the 74th minute.

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The Dynamo’s Romell Quioto opened the scoring in the fourth, running onto a long through ball from Tomas Martinez and rolling the finish past sliding goalkeeper Richard Sanchez. Nemanja Nikolic tied it in the 14th minute and then fed Diego Campos for a goal about two minutes later. Elis converted from the spot to make it 2-2 early in the second half after Mauro Manotas drew a foul in the area conceded by Sanchez.

Chicago (3-6-2) has lost three of its last four games.

 

Inter Milan back in the Champions League after late heroics (video)

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It’s been more than a half-decade since Inter Milan qualified for the UEFA Champions League, an infamous run that ended on Sunday.

Inter scored twice in the final 13 minutes to beat fifth-place Lazio and advance into the Top Four via head-to-head record.

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Lazio held 1-0 and 2-1 leads, but could not get the job done at home, collecting red cards in the 79th minute and stoppage time.

Uruguayan midfielder Matias Vecino scored his third goal of the season, redirecting a corner kick home in the 81st minute, as Inter clinched fourth place in Serie A.