UEFA Champions League Wednesday Roundup: Goals galore see Bayern, Real Madrid thrive, Juventus stumble

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Last time Champions League’s first four groups (A through D) played, eight games combined to produce 30 goals. It’d be greedy to ask for a repeat of that outburst, so as those groups completed their second round of play on Wednesday, we were forced to content ourselves with a mere 28 goals. How ever will we cope?

Those aren’t exactly drought conditions. On Wednesday, there were no 0-0 results. Each match produced at least two goals. Five teams scored at least three times, and there were only three clean sheets. There may not be an obvious reason why these groups are producing so many goals, but you won’t hear many complain about it.

Manuel Pellegrini might have a qualm, though. His Manchester City side was on the wrong end of a 3-0 result. Jorge Jesus with Benfica? His team lost 4-0 in Paris. Stale Solbakken may have appreciated fewer than four goals being put in against his Copenhagen team in Madrid, while John van den Brom will wish his Anderlecht team to held Olympiacos to less than three in Brussels. And, of course, David Moyes (Manchester United), Antonio Conte (Juventus), and Jagoba Arrasate (Real Sociedad) will rue the late goals that cost their teams points.

[MORE: Full-time snapshot: The numbers from Wendesday’s Champions League matches.]

Here’s what else happened in Wednesday’s UEFA Champions League action:

Group A: Shakhtar Donetsk (Ukraine) 1-1 Manchester United (England) [REACTION

Our Steve Davis, on today’s game:

It wasn’t exactly the ultimate sweep of brilliant relief Manchester United went looking for Wednesday in the Ukraine, but a 1-1 draw with Shakhtar Donetsk qualifies as something of an essential pressure valve considering the state of things lately for the woozy English giants.

That state of things is the disappointing start United’s had in England. Today’s result, however, was one of their better performances since David Moyes took over, even if they were stressed to preserve it come full-time. Will people celebrate this as a strong point won? Probably not. Regardless, an early goal from Danny Welbeck held up, with Taison’s 76th minute score still allowing the hosts to claim second place in Group A.

[MORE: Manchester United makes Danny Welbeck’s early opener hold up.]

Group A: Bayer Leverkusen (Germany) 2-1 Real Sociedad (Spain)

Late goal in the first half (Simon Rolfes), late goal in the second half (Jens Hegeler), and Bayer Leverkusen had full points. If only it were that easy. Although Bayer was the more dangerous team throughout, they only held the lead for seven minutes, with Carlos Vela’s put-back of Bernd Leno’s 52nd minute penalty save initially bringing Sociedad even. It stoppage time, substitute Hegeler snared a deserved win, the loss leaving La Real at the bottom of Group B.

Group B: Real Madrid (Spain) 4-0 Copenhagen (Denmark)

In place of the injured Gareth Bale, Ángel Di María gets to prove his benching was foolish. A regular starter since being acquired from Benfica three years ago, the Argentina international out-shined Cristiano Ronaldo on a night the Portuguese had two goals. Di María had a double of his own, with the ball played off this ‘rabona’ assisting on Ronaldo’s second score:

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Also of note: the younger players that got on the pitch for Real Madrid. Asier Illarramendi started in midfield. Álvaro Morata was first off the bench. Spanish U-level stand-out Jesé came on late. Even not-so-unproven Raphael Varane returned from injury, starting along side Pepe in central defense.

Group B: Juventus (Italy) 2-2 Galatasaray (Turkey) [REACTION]

From our recap:

It was a match where, despite their obvious quality, Juventus never saw profits from their control. In the 37th minute, an under-hit backpass for Leonardo Bonucci created the first goal, Drogba finishing into an open net Gianluigi Buffon was compelled to abandon. It was the 78th minute before Juve equalized, a contentious penalty call allowing Vidal to convert from the spot, while Quagliarella (brought on early for an injured Mirko Vucinic) headed home a Andrea Pirlo cross in the 86th minute, apparently giving Juventus a win in Roberto Mancini’s Gala debut.

But two minutes later, when Drogba headed down for Bulut, the script flipped …

It was Roberto Mancini’s Gala debut, and in a match against the club he supported as a boy, he produced a huge turnaround.

In their first Champions League match this season, Galatasaray lost 6-1. Today, they took a point from Turin. Not a bad start for il Mancho.

[MORE: Home draw with Galatasaray should raise concerns for Juventus.]

Group C: Paris Saint-Germain (France) 3-0 Benfica (Portugal) 

Paris Saint-Germain hasn’t always been able to convert Laurent Blanc’s coveted possession into goals, leading to speculation as to whether the tweaks he’s made to Carlo Ancelotti’s winning formula are worthwhile. Today, however, the possession game worked perfectly, keeping Benfica at arm’s length after PSG built a 3-0 lead before half. Maybe this is an example of Blanc’s endgame?

Of course, it helps when Zlatan Ibrahimovic is scoring goals. Coming into the game, Ibra’d been held to two goals in nine games. Today he scored twice in the first half hour.

Funny how everything seems to click when your best player’s scoring goals.

Group C: Anderlecht (Belgium) 0-3 Olympiacos (Greece)

Which Olympiacos was going to show up? The one that outplayed PSG in the first half two weeks ago? Or the one that was dominated in the second?

Perhaps neither. Winning by three, Olympiacos obviously played well, but the level of opposition swung to the other end of the spectrum. Instead of facing a team that was in last year’s quarterfinals, they were matched up against a foe that may miss Europa League. A three-goal win on the road is impressive, regardless, but with Anderlect electing to start 16-year-old Youri Tielemans next to Sacha Kljestan at the base of midfield, the hosts may have rolled out the red carpet.

Group D: CSKA Moscow (Russia) 3-2 Viktoria Plzen (Czech Republic)

When it initially rolled it, CSKA’s third goal didn’t look like it would matter, but when Marek Bakos pulled Viktoria within one late, Matús Kozacik’s error came back to bite the Czech champions. Rather than taking a valuable draw out of St. Petersburg, Pavel Vrba’s team remains bottom of their group, with goals from Keisuke Honda and Zoran Tosic giving CSKA their first points of the tournament.

Group D: Manchester City (England) 1-3 Bayern Munich (Germany) [REACTION]

Remember yesterday, when we were touting Arsenal’s as the most-impressive performance of the tournament? Well, they held that title for one day, with Bayern putting in a performance reminiscent of their Barcelona demolitions in last year’s semifinals. Perhaps the scoreline wasn’t as lopsided, but the difference between the teams was.

On the flip side, Joe Hart gave the worst goalkeeping performance of the tournament. He was at fault on Frank Ribéry’s seventh minute opener, played a part in Thomas Müller’s second, and should have saved Arjen Robben’s third. Joe Hart was the anti-Bayern.

From our recap:

For some reason, Guardiola has decided to change that, and only against competition like CSKA or Manchester City have we seen the end game. Sacrificing the second deep midfielder in a 4-2-3-1 formation for another player higher in a 4-1-4-1, Guardiola has dared to fuse the best of Bayern and Barcelona. He has the audacity to imagine Bayern’s oppression combined with Barcelona’s control.

The holders are the best team in Europe, and nothing we saw today tells us Manchester City will miss the knockout round (again). But we got a clear idea of the difference between these two sides. And it’s huge.

[MORE: Bayern Munich brilliance, Joe Hart follies see Manchester City fall.]

Guardiola pretty happy with Man City’s 8-star win

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Pep Guardiola isn’t here for your storylines.

It’s fair to say that a lot of faith has been restored in Manchester City following last weekend’s loss to Norwich City.

[ RECAP: Man City 8-0 Watford ]

The reigning champs hung a collective 11-0 score line in wins over Shakhtar Donetsk and Watford over the past four days, eight of those goals coming in an utterly rampant roll over the Hornets on Saturday.

So, point proven? Nope, says Pep.

“Do you think after what these guys have done for two seasons they have to prove something?”

A rhetorical question, sure, but this City team had lost to a newly-promoted team days after losing its best defender for six months. Then another center back, John Stones, fell victim to the injury bug.

Enter Fernandinho at center back. And two clean sheets.

“What I like the most is normally when it’s 5-0 at half time the second half is not serious, it’s boring but we did the opposite and we were more aggressive and made a very good second half,” Guardiola said. “People still don’t understand, journalists, pundits, former players, losing games is part of life. Opponents always deserve respect. The same feeling I have now I had after Norwich so it was not a bad performance. We can lose the games but the important thing is the approach and how we react.”

The BBC also had a pretty snarky response to Guardiola being asked about just missing the Premier League single game goals record, held by Manchester United with nine.

Bookmark this, because if he didn’t know it before the post-match, he knows it now.

“I didn’t know the record. Who is it? They deserve it, congratulations.”

Wood brace sees Burnley past Norwich City

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Chris Wood scored a pair of early goals as Burnley punished Norwich City 2-0 at Turf Moor on Saturday.

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The Clarets rise seventh with eight points, while Norwich City has six points and will finish the weekend on the outskirts of the relegation zone.


Three things we learned

1. Wood comes good: Chris Wood entered the match with zero goals through five matches after scoring 10 in each of his first two Premier League campaigns with the Clarets. He’s got two now, using his noggin and boot to score a pair of typical Chris Wood goals. Very encouraging for the Kiwi striker, and his coach Sean Dyche.

2. Canaries defense undone: The many injuries to Norwich City’s back line have been well-documented, and the club would have the league’s worst goal conceded total were it not for Watford’s abject display at Man City on Saturday. Teemu Pukki and the win over Man City are great stories, but these are the concession numbers for Norwich over six matches: 4, 1, 3, 2, 2, 2. The one is lowly Newcastle.

3. Pope delivers a clean sheet: Twenty-seven year old Nick Pope isn’t even the first Nick Pope that shows up in a Google search, but he’s proven two England goalkeepers second-best in his time at Burnley. There wasn’t a lot for Pope to do, but his early save on Teemu Pukki is not something to be overlooked from the win.

Man of the Match: It’s Wood, but give a lot of credit to Ashley Westwood. The 29-year-old has been a service machine for Burnley the past two seasons, and also went in for five tackles on Saturday.


What a start.

You were almost putting 1-0 on the board when Teemu Pukki cut his defender to the inside and shot on goal, but Nick Pope made a fine save in the 8th minute.

Burnley went ahead two minutes later through Wood, who was the near post difference maker at the front of a sea of bodies from a corner kick.

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Wood made it 2-0 with another leaping header, the Kiwi finisher putting the defensively-solid Clarets in fine position with 76 minutes to play.

Sheffield United secure shock win at Everton

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Sheffield United secured a shock win away at Everton on Saturday, as the Blades beat the Toffees 2-0 at Goodison Park.

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A goal in each half sealed the win, with Yerry Mina‘s own goal setting the Blades on their way and then Lys Mousset‘s first PL goal settled things. Everton had plenty of chances but Dean Henderson was in fine form to secure a clean sheet.

With the win Chris Wilder‘s Sheffield United move on to eight points, while Marco Silva‘s Everton have seven points and plenty of Toffees fans are far from happy.


3 things we learned

1. Pressure mounts on Silva: Plenty of Everton fans streamed out of the exits with over 10 minutes to go. They’ve seen this before and they’re getting pretty fed up with it. The Toffees were supposed to be challenging for a top six finish this season, but they’ve now lost to Bournemouth, Sheffield United and Aston Villa in their opening six games. The pressure is on Silva, especially with all the money he has spent, and it is easy to see why the bookies are making him the favorite to be the next PL manager sacked. There is no clear identity to this Everton side, and they have a hodgepodge of talented players trying to knit things together. It is not working. At all.

2. Blades bounce back: Sheffield United rode their luck as Dean Henderson made some fine stops and Wilder’s side sat back and soaked up plenty of pressure. But they had a plan and it worked. What you see is what you get with the Blades, and after losing to Southampton last week in disappointing circumstances and not recording a win since Matchweek 2, they bounced back to continue their solid start to life back in the big time. In a week which started with the Blades’ ownership battle being sorted out off the pitch, on the pitch they kept their philosophy and prevailed.

3. Moise Kean lively, but not going enough support: Always on the move and trying to make runs into good areas, Kean was impressive. The only thing missing was plenty of support for him. The young Italian striker can’t do it on his own, and Silva hasn’t found the right balance in attack and it is holding Everton back. Kean was denied by Henderson in the second half and he needs support, either alongside him or for the likes of Sigurdsson or Richarlison to step up, if he’s going to be a success on Merseyside. He has the potential. Now he needs the support.

Man of the Match: Dean Henderson – The Blades had plenty of defending to do and Henderson stood tall. He was calm and collected when marshalling his defense and he also made some very good stops. A second PL clean sheet for him this season, and both have resulted in victories. After a few early-season struggles, the young Man United loanee is growing up. Fast.


After an even start Everton had the first big chance of the game, as Lucas Digne‘s drive from outside the box was pushed away by Dean Henderson.

An almighty scuffle then broke out as Bernard and George Baldock were involved in a coming together and plenty of players piled in. Bernard and Baldock were booked and shook hands in a feisty encounter.

The Blades improved as the first half went on and they took the lead as Jordan Pickford missed the ball as he came for a corner, and it hit Mina and went in to put Sheffield United 1-0 up.

VAR was used to see if Pickford was fouled, but the goal stood as Sheffield United’s fans celebrated wildly in the away end.

Everton should have been level moments later, as Kean picked out Richarlison in the box but his tame header from a great position was easily saved by Henderson.

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In the second half the Toffees pinned Sheffield United back and Henderson made a fine stop from Kean at the near post.

Richarlison went down twice in the box after tough challenges as Everton huffed and puffed throughout the second period.

But just when it looked like Everton were set to equalize, Mousset pounced to seal all three points for the Blades.

John Lundstram‘s pass from the right flank set up Mousset brilliantly and the former Bournemouth striker finished superbly as Pickford rushed off his line.

Sheffield United’s smash and grab was complete.

Man City hammers Watford by near-record margin

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Manchester City harvested a near-record amount of goals in destroying Watford to the tune of an 8-0 win at the Etihad Stadium on Saturday.

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Bernardo Silva had a hat trick, while David Silva, Kevin De Bruyne, Nicolas Otamendi, Sergio Aguero, and Riyard Mahrez also scored in a match which saw City score inside of 54 seconds and five times in the first 18 minutes.

City hit the post several times and just missed a goal in stoppage time which would’ve matched Manchester United’s single game PL record.


Three things we learned

1. De Bruyne unfair: Sensational on the day in pulling the strings, he pulled a ripcord to unveil a vicious strike on City’s 85th minute goal. The way he made it look so easy to unleash so much power was an emblematic moment for the 8-star display.

2. Too much, too fast for Watford: Watch all five first half goals here. Quique Sanchez Flores opened up with Gerard Deulofeu alone up top and nearly got a goal, but his offense-first five-man midfield was a cool idea that fizzled oh-so-quickly. The Hornets have already accepted their fate as a bottom half team by changing managers after four weeks, but they may have to also view themselves as a relegation possibility despite so many good players.

3. Bernardo Silva arrives: There were fits and starts for Pep Guardiola‘s Portuguese playmaker to start the season, and a goal against Brighton was met by an assist in the loss to Norwich City. On Saturday, he unleashed his power to the tune of a hat trick.

Man of the Match: We want to refuse to pick just one, as WhoScored rated Bernardo Silva, De Bruyne, and Mahrez as perfect 10s on the day. Okay, we’ll take KDB.


What a start.

It took 54 seconds for De Bruyne to assist David Silva with an outstanding opener, but Gerard Deulofeu nearly answered when he danced around Nicolas Otamendi to force a conceded corner out of Ederson.

Silva, marked for Inter Miami in a mid-week report, was the finisher for the 55th time in his Premier League career and 72nd for his club.

Ben Foster then gave away a useless penalty when he slapped a through ball out of bounds before felling Riyad Mahrez for an easy penalty. Aguero stepped to the spot calm as you like and dispatched the No. 2 to the scoreboard.

That was hardly the end to Watford’s woes, as Mahrez dazzled with a dribble through the heart of the field to earn a free kick atop the 18. There was only one destination, given the series of events. 3-0.

Bernardo Silva then got in on the act, when Otamendi nodded a De Bruyne corner to the back post for a prone finish and 4-0. Not to be outdone, Otamendi was back post for a finish of his own, giving City its fifth goal off an Aguero assist.

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The Silvas, no relation, led a counter for City’s sixth goal, with Bernardo depositing the marker and the reigning PL champions within three goals of matching the league’s single game record.

De Bruyne collected another assist on Bernardo’s hat trick goal, as the Portuguese attacker scored despite bungling his first touch a bit.