Three more Zlatan Ibrahimovic goals continue Paris Saint-Germain star’s scorching run (video)

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Sunday’s was one of the more imperfect of Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s recent hat tricks, with Toulouse goalkeeper Zacharie Boucher palming away a late, chipped penalty to seemingly prevent the Paris Saint-Germain forward’s third goal. But like most keepers who’ve had to face-down the Swedish star of late, Boucher’s best efforts faded into the footnotes of what became another stellar Ibrahimovic performance. Running onto the rebound, “Ibra” made amends for his failed conversion, raising his Ligue 1 goal total to 22 (in 25 games) while PSG downed Toulouse, 4-2.

Ibrahimovic started his day with a first half goal converted from the spot after Ezequiel Lavezzi won a 31st minute penalty. In the second half, after Lavezzi had scored the team’s second, a perfectly placed far post flick on a 68th minute restart put the Parisians up 3-1. The 89th minute miss cum goal allowed Ibrahimovic to record his third hat trick of the 2013-14 campaign – the ninth time he’s scored multiple goals this season.

And as typically happens on Ibrahimovic’s best days, he was a part of everything, even when his name didn’t end up on the scoresheet. On Lavezzi’s early second half goal, it was Ibrahimovic who drew the defense to the left of the Toulouse penalty area before laying off toward the middle of the box. Two touches later, Lavezzi had restored PSG’s lead.

Combined with his mid-week performance in Champions League, that’s a five-goal week for Ibrahimovic, a span in which he’s been involved in each of his team’s eight goals. The stretch also runs Ibrahimovic’s goal tally since joining PSG to 72 in 84 games. Add in his performances with the Swedish national team during that run and “Ibra” has scored 91 goals (in 105 games) since he left Milan in May 2012.

In that sense, Sunday was just another standout performance from one of the world’s most prolific attacker. If anything, his late, failed panenka made it one of his more blemished ones.

MLS Three Things: RBNY beats Atlanta, is a special club right now

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At this point, Jesse Marsch could take the USMNT job, Tyler Adams could bolt for the Bundesliga, and we’d still have to select the New York Red Bulls to finish with a home playoff game.

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That’s how well run RBNY is these days, which is to take nothing away from their coach and 19-year-old star, but considering they navigated a solid CONCACAF Champions League run en route to this start… well…. wow.

On a night when Luis Robles’ ironman streak ended, Kaku recorded two assists, and Ezequiel Barco bagged his second goal in three matches, they don’t even meet the requirements of our three things.

Form giants deliver more goals

Marsch’s men have been shutout once this season, and most multiple goals in four-consecutive wins. Three of those four wins have come on the road, at LA, Colorado, and now Atlanta.

RBNY has the best points-per-game in Major League Soccer, has scored the joint-most goals despite playing in the second-fewest games, and is allowing barely more than a goal-a-game.

Bet against ’em. We dare ya.

BWP delivers the goods

RBNY’s 33-year-old English star scored twice and won a penalty that Daniel Royer converted as he continued his assault on all future Red Bulls’ hopes of becoming the club’s leading scorer.

Bradley Wright-Phillips has almost 50 more goals than his nearest competitor, Juan Pablo Angel, and he makes headers look like child’s play.

Victory comes with a price

Kemar Lawrence was lost with a scary-looking face-plant on a clearance, and needed to be stretchered off the pitch. Hopefully it’s not long-term for the Jamaican back.

Willian “edits” Conte out of FA Cup champions photo

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Willian is not a fan of Antonio Conte.

Come to another conclusion if you like, but it’s hard to argue the Brazilian wizard’s feelings following his Instagram post after Chelsea beat Manchester United in the FA Cup Final.

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Willian covered his manager in trophies following the win, and it’d be a stretch to call that a tribute to the Italian’s tactical brilliance.

The player recorded seven goals and six assists despite playing less than all but 12 Chelsea players in league play (12th place Alvaro Morata had 11 and 6).

We’re accepting alternative explanations for the since-deleted Instagram photo below:

Elis scores twice as Dynamo beat Fire 3-2

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BRIDGEVIEW, Ill. (AP) Alberth Elis scored two second-half goals to help the Houston Dynamo beat the Chicago Fire 3-2 on Sunday for their first road win of the season.

Elis, on a one-on-one breakaway, cut back to evade defender Johan Kappelhof and ripped a right-footer from the center of the box into the back of the net to give Houston (4-3-3) a 3-2 lead in the 74th minute.

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The Dynamo’s Romell Quioto opened the scoring in the fourth, running onto a long through ball from Tomas Martinez and rolling the finish past sliding goalkeeper Richard Sanchez. Nemanja Nikolic tied it in the 14th minute and then fed Diego Campos for a goal about two minutes later. Elis converted from the spot to make it 2-2 early in the second half after Mauro Manotas drew a foul in the area conceded by Sanchez.

Chicago (3-6-2) has lost three of its last four games.

 

Inter Milan back in the Champions League after late heroics (video)

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It’s been more than a half-decade since Inter Milan qualified for the UEFA Champions League, an infamous run that ended on Sunday.

Inter scored twice in the final 13 minutes to beat fifth-place Lazio and advance into the Top Four via head-to-head record.

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Lazio held 1-0 and 2-1 leads, but could not get the job done at home, collecting red cards in the 79th minute and stoppage time.

Uruguayan midfielder Matias Vecino scored his third goal of the season, redirecting a corner kick home in the 81st minute, as Inter clinched fourth place in Serie A.