Cardiff City 3-1 Fulham: Bluebirds win the relegation dogfight

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New manager, same results for Fulham, who still sit dead last in the Premier League table after losing 3-1 to Cardiff City. The Bluebirds aren’t out of the relegation battle yet, considering Sunderland will have three games in hand by the end of the weekend, but the win should boost morale – and help Ole Gunnar Solskjaer rest easier at night.

As almost everyone with even one eye on the Premier League expected, the first half between Cardiff and Fulham was rather dire. Although the visitors have the worst defense in the league, the hosts hadn’t scored in their last four league matches, and boasted just 19 goals from 28 games. So it came as little surprise that, although the Fulham back line seemed to be constantly struggling, the Bluebirds just couldn’t capitalize.

Until injury time rolled around, that is. Maarten Stekelenburg, with so little to do for the first 45 minutes, had just saved a shot from Kenwyne Jones. Fulham were unable to clear their lines following a corner, and this time the goalkeeper wasn’t so lucky. Craig Noone put the ball back into the center, where it deflected off Sascha Riether, bouncing into the path of Steven Caulker. The Bluebirds captain needed just a touch to knock it into the back of the net.

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Fulham came out after halftime looking much livelier, and Lewis Holtby quickly produced a save from David Marshall. The Spurs loanee got on the end of a cushioned header from Cauley Woodrow, who was marking his first appearance in the Fulham kit, but Marshall did well to preserve Cardiff’s lead.

But the Bluebirds hadn’t kept a clean sheet in their last thirteen league matches. So, in a script almost so predictable it could write itself, Fulham managed to find an equalizer. Johnny Heitinga got on the end of a corner, flicking on for Holtby. The midfielder needed just a tap to score his first for the Cottagers.

It was just ten minutes before the hosts pulled ahead once more, the captain bagging a brace. After a series of corners, Caulker, unnoticed by the hapless Fulham defense, rose up to head in his second.

Fulham’s misery was compounded a few minutes later, when Riether, who’d inadvertently set Caulker up for the first goal, put the ball into the back of his own net. Stekelenburg  did well to keep out a shot from Jordan Mutch, but the rebound hit the Fulham defender and bounced back into the net.

Felix Magath tried to stage a comeback by replacing the young Woodrow with veteran striker Darren Bent, but, despite fighting for their survival, the Cottagers could barely threaten. Kostas Mitroglou, unimpressive in his Premier League debut, put a tame shot at Marshall, followed moments later by an equally tame effort from Bent.

Cardiff City: Marshall; John, Caulker, Turner (Theophile-Catherine 90) John; Medel (Eikrem 81), Kim, Mutch; Noone, Jones, Campbell (Daehli 72)

Goals: Caulker 45′, 67′; Riether o.g. 71′

Fulham: Stekelenburg; Riether, Heitinga, Hangeland, Riise (Kacaniklic 45); Dejagah (Karagounis 50), Sidwell, Holtby, Richardson; Mitroglou, Woodrow (Bent 76)

Goals: Holtby 59′

MLS Three Things: RBNY beats Atlanta, is a special club right now

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At this point, Jesse Marsch could take the USMNT job, Tyler Adams could bolt for the Bundesliga, and we’d still have to select the New York Red Bulls to finish with a home playoff game.

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That’s how well run RBNY is these days, which is to take nothing away from their coach and 19-year-old star, but considering they navigated a solid CONCACAF Champions League run en route to this start… well…. wow.

On a night when Luis Robles’ ironman streak ended, Kaku recorded two assists, and Ezequiel Barco bagged his second goal in three matches, they don’t even meet the requirements of our three things.

Form giants deliver more goals

Marsch’s men have been shutout once this season, and most multiple goals in four-consecutive wins. Three of those four wins have come on the road, at LA, Colorado, and now Atlanta.

RBNY has the best points-per-game in Major League Soccer, has scored the joint-most goals despite playing in the second-fewest games, and is allowing barely more than a goal-a-game.

Bet against ’em. We dare ya.

BWP delivers the goods

RBNY’s 33-year-old English star scored twice and won a penalty that Daniel Royer converted as he continued his assault on all future Red Bulls’ hopes of becoming the club’s leading scorer.

Bradley Wright-Phillips has almost 50 more goals than his nearest competitor, Juan Pablo Angel, and he makes headers look like child’s play.

Victory comes with a price

Kemar Lawrence was lost with a scary-looking face-plant on a clearance, and needed to be stretchered off the pitch. Hopefully it’s not long-term for the Jamaican back.

Willian “edits” Conte out of FA Cup champions photo

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Willian is not a fan of Antonio Conte.

Come to another conclusion if you like, but it’s hard to argue the Brazilian wizard’s feelings following his Instagram post after Chelsea beat Manchester United in the FA Cup Final.

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Willian covered his manager in trophies following the win, and it’d be a stretch to call that a tribute to the Italian’s tactical brilliance.

The player recorded seven goals and six assists despite playing less than all but 12 Chelsea players in league play (12th place Alvaro Morata had 11 and 6).

We’re accepting alternative explanations for the since-deleted Instagram photo below:

Elis scores twice as Dynamo beat Fire 3-2

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BRIDGEVIEW, Ill. (AP) Alberth Elis scored two second-half goals to help the Houston Dynamo beat the Chicago Fire 3-2 on Sunday for their first road win of the season.

Elis, on a one-on-one breakaway, cut back to evade defender Johan Kappelhof and ripped a right-footer from the center of the box into the back of the net to give Houston (4-3-3) a 3-2 lead in the 74th minute.

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The Dynamo’s Romell Quioto opened the scoring in the fourth, running onto a long through ball from Tomas Martinez and rolling the finish past sliding goalkeeper Richard Sanchez. Nemanja Nikolic tied it in the 14th minute and then fed Diego Campos for a goal about two minutes later. Elis converted from the spot to make it 2-2 early in the second half after Mauro Manotas drew a foul in the area conceded by Sanchez.

Chicago (3-6-2) has lost three of its last four games.

 

Inter Milan back in the Champions League after late heroics (video)

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It’s been more than a half-decade since Inter Milan qualified for the UEFA Champions League, an infamous run that ended on Sunday.

Inter scored twice in the final 13 minutes to beat fifth-place Lazio and advance into the Top Four via head-to-head record.

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Lazio held 1-0 and 2-1 leads, but could not get the job done at home, collecting red cards in the 79th minute and stoppage time.

Uruguayan midfielder Matias Vecino scored his third goal of the season, redirecting a corner kick home in the 81st minute, as Inter clinched fourth place in Serie A.