WATCH: Saturday’s top goals in Major League Soccer


#3. FC Dallas: Mauro Díaz connects with Je-Vaughn Watson

The worst part about Saturday’s action is Mauro Díaz not getting an assist on this goal:

Oh, so we can have hockey assists but we can’t bend the rules a little for Mauro Díaz? Tony Lochhead, think of the bitter picture next time you try to make a play on this kind of ball. Mauro Díaz deserved better.

If MLS is truly such a forward thinking place, the Disciplinary Committee will intervene and grant Díaz his assist. It’s the right thing to do.

#2. LA Galaxy: Robbie Keane says welcome back to Chris Schuler

“Hey, Chris: Stop Robbie. Okay, maybe stop him now. How about now … Chris? CHRIS!” — Maybe Nick Rimando. Maybe Nat Borchers. Maybe both?

#1. Columbus Crew: Bernardo Anor wins Week 3

This broke Philly’s day, dividing it between the 45 minutes when they thought they could win and the second 45 where they mumbled under their breathes about Bernardo Anor.