Record again eludes Landon Donovan as Galaxy down Vancouver (video)

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This may be the most apt way for Landon Donovan to set the Major League Soccer goal scoring mark, because the guy has never been the league’s most efficient goal-scorer. That’s weird to say about a man who, already the U.S.’s all-time leading scorer, will soon hold the same honor in MLS, but it’s true. Donovan’s goal scoring has been more about quantity of chances than quality finishes;* prolonged, all-around greatness rather than dominant, individual seasons.

(*Please, analytics guys: Not now.)

Tonight was no different, with Donovan engaging in what is starting to become a weekly ritual: Teasing  those editors who have stories, videos, slide shows in the can, waiting for goal number 135 to hit the back of the net. “Donovan sets MLS career mark” has become the celebrity obituary saved to use at a moment’s notice.

Tonight’s big moment came in the 40th minute when a Dan Gargan cross found Donovan just above the six-yard box, waiting to head it inside the left post. When his attempt went wide, we instinctively knew: It wasn’t happening tonight, part of the reason his 43rd minute miss off a Stefan Ishizaki pass seemed to carry less drama.

What did happen was LA’s second win of the season, with Robbie Keane breaking through two minutes after halftime. The goal stood up, giving LA a 1-0 win, leaving the team 2-1-1 on the season. Against non-Real Salt Lake opposition, Bruce Arena’s team is now 2-0-0.

source: Getty ImagesDespite those results, the story from here forward is likely to be Donovan. Now eight games without a goal, the chase for 135 has not begun to overshadow his otherwise strong performances, it’s starting to overshadow his team’s results. Donovan’s quest for history is just more interesting than what the Galaxy’s doing in April.

That may sound dramatic, but most records are, especially when the buildup goes on for this long. Not only did Donovan give us the offseason to think it, but this eight-game stretch is his longest drought since 2011, when he went 11 games without a goal.

If people are allowing No. 135 to overshadow results, it’s not only because the record is in view. It’s because the record is in view while Donovan’s in a slump.

At least his team’s results haven’t suffered. Up to seven points through four games, the Galaxy now have better points-per-game rate than Real Salt Lake and Seattle, and while that’s only good for sixth place in the West, it does provide a different context for LA’s start. The only things keeping them from a higher place in their conference are their bye weeks, not their results.

MLS Three Things: RBNY beats Atlanta, is a special club right now

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At this point, Jesse Marsch could take the USMNT job, Tyler Adams could bolt for the Bundesliga, and we’d still have to select the New York Red Bulls to finish with a home playoff game.

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That’s how well run RBNY is these days, which is to take nothing away from their coach and 19-year-old star, but considering they navigated a solid CONCACAF Champions League run en route to this start… well…. wow.

On a night when Luis Robles’ ironman streak ended, Kaku recorded two assists, and Ezequiel Barco bagged his second goal in three matches, they don’t even meet the requirements of our three things.

Form giants deliver more goals

Marsch’s men have been shutout once this season, and most multiple goals in four-consecutive wins. Three of those four wins have come on the road, at LA, Colorado, and now Atlanta.

RBNY has the best points-per-game in Major League Soccer, has scored the joint-most goals despite playing in the second-fewest games, and is allowing barely more than a goal-a-game.

Bet against ’em. We dare ya.

BWP delivers the goods

RBNY’s 33-year-old English star scored twice and won a penalty that Daniel Royer converted as he continued his assault on all future Red Bulls’ hopes of becoming the club’s leading scorer.

Bradley Wright-Phillips has almost 50 more goals than his nearest competitor, Juan Pablo Angel, and he makes headers look like child’s play.

Victory comes with a price

Kemar Lawrence was lost with a scary-looking face-plant on a clearance, and needed to be stretchered off the pitch. Hopefully it’s not long-term for the Jamaican back.

Willian “edits” Conte out of FA Cup champions photo

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Willian is not a fan of Antonio Conte.

Come to another conclusion if you like, but it’s hard to argue the Brazilian wizard’s feelings following his Instagram post after Chelsea beat Manchester United in the FA Cup Final.

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Willian covered his manager in trophies following the win, and it’d be a stretch to call that a tribute to the Italian’s tactical brilliance.

The player recorded seven goals and six assists despite playing less than all but 12 Chelsea players in league play (12th place Alvaro Morata had 11 and 6).

We’re accepting alternative explanations for the since-deleted Instagram photo below:

Elis scores twice as Dynamo beat Fire 3-2

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BRIDGEVIEW, Ill. (AP) Alberth Elis scored two second-half goals to help the Houston Dynamo beat the Chicago Fire 3-2 on Sunday for their first road win of the season.

Elis, on a one-on-one breakaway, cut back to evade defender Johan Kappelhof and ripped a right-footer from the center of the box into the back of the net to give Houston (4-3-3) a 3-2 lead in the 74th minute.

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The Dynamo’s Romell Quioto opened the scoring in the fourth, running onto a long through ball from Tomas Martinez and rolling the finish past sliding goalkeeper Richard Sanchez. Nemanja Nikolic tied it in the 14th minute and then fed Diego Campos for a goal about two minutes later. Elis converted from the spot to make it 2-2 early in the second half after Mauro Manotas drew a foul in the area conceded by Sanchez.

Chicago (3-6-2) has lost three of its last four games.

 

Inter Milan back in the Champions League after late heroics (video)

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It’s been more than a half-decade since Inter Milan qualified for the UEFA Champions League, an infamous run that ended on Sunday.

Inter scored twice in the final 13 minutes to beat fifth-place Lazio and advance into the Top Four via head-to-head record.

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Lazio held 1-0 and 2-1 leads, but could not get the job done at home, collecting red cards in the 79th minute and stoppage time.

Uruguayan midfielder Matias Vecino scored his third goal of the season, redirecting a corner kick home in the 81st minute, as Inter clinched fourth place in Serie A.