Nils Petersen found himself all alone in the box. The corner had been taken well, looping away from the net and dropped to the isolated striker.
He lashed at the spinning ball, and as luck would have it the keeper was wrong-footed, allowing the ball to loop beautifully into the top right corner, a stunning strike that ended practically unstoppable.
Oh, I forgot to mention, he hit the ball into his own net. The goalie he beat was his own.
In shades of Kolo Toure against Fulham earlier this season, the poor German striker bagged an effort he could only dream of on the other end as Werder Bremen dropped 3-0 to FSV Mainz 05 3-0 on Saturday, with Petersen’s own-goal the opener after just five minutes.
Despite the joking earlier, it wasn’t on purpose. The corner did find Petersen all alone in the box, but instead of clearing the danger, he attempted to settle the ball, resulting in a miss-hit that sent the looping effort somehow into the top corner.
To make matters worse, Petersen was removed at halftime, the third time this season he’s been withdrawn on 45 minutes or earlier. He’d taken no shots (on the opponent’s goal, that is), received the ball just seven times, was 2/8 dueling in the air, 0/2 tackling, and didn’t complete a single pass in the final third.
With just six goals in 25 appearances, it’s been a forgettable season for Bremen and Petersen as the club sits in 13th just six points from the drop.
Reports out of Turkey say Newcastle United have finally struck the transfer market for a new No. 10.
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Aksam reports that Rafa Benitez got the Magpies hierarchy to activate a near $12 million release clause for Besiktas midfielder Oguzhan Ozyakup.
The 25-year-old was part of Arsenal’s youth set-up until 2012, making two League Cup appearances in 2011-12 before moving to Besiktas.
Dutch-born Ozyakup is 35-times capped with a goal for Turkey, twice captaining the Crescent-Stars.
Ozyakup lost playing time to Talisca this season, and registered just four assists in 24 appearances. In 219 appearances for Besiktas, he’s posted 27 goals with 50 assists.
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Manchester United and Belgium striker Romelu Lukaku has an inspiring and emotional post in The Players’ Tribune which tugs at the heart strings and explains his competitive fire.
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Lukaku talks about how his family’s poverty caused him to become a fierce competitor in the hopes of meeting his dreams head-on and providing for his family.
The Belgian, 25, scored twice in his side’s 3-0 World Cup-opening win over Panama earlier this week, and is now far removed from his youth, but he tells his story as if it lives fresh in his mind.
From The Players’ Tribune:
There were even times when my mum had to “borrow” bread from the bakery down the street. The bakers knew me and my little brother, so they’d let her take a loaf of bread on Monday and pay them back on Friday.
Lukaku also talks about racism in football, his debut for Anderlecht, and that aforementioned competitive drive. It’s 100 percent worth the read.
West Ham has reportedly set a club record with its latest signing under new manager Manuel Pellegrini.
Issa Diop is the player, the 21-year-old Toulouse captain and center back costing the Irons around $29 million.
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Diop scored three goals with an assist and eight yellow cards in 31 Ligue 1 matches this season, giving the young defender 95 apps, six goals, three assists, and 23 yellows since debuting with the senior team at 18.
Capped by France at every level below the senior team, Diop’s 2.2 interceptions per game ranked sixth in Ligue 1.
Toulose finished 18th in Ligue 1, but won its promotion/relegation playoff to stay in the French top flight.
“I am very happy to sign for such a historic, English club, and I hope to show my best here. I am a very ambitious player and West Ham is a very ambitious club, as we’ve seen with the appointment of the new coach. I hope to help the team win lots of games and make the fans happy.”
In the third episode of Layla’s Occasionally Unbiased Football Show, England pulls out a massive win while VAR finds its way into the World Cup spotlight.
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There will be plenty more to come over the next few weeks, with the show coming via the Men In Blazers.
Click play on the video above to watch the first episode in full.