PST’s Second-Choice Team of the Year (Because what’s the PFA, anyway?)

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The Professional Footballers’ Association released its Team of the Year on Sunday, an XI full of top-end talent. The question: could we put together a team to rival a unit that rolls out Petr Cech, Gary Cahill, Luke Shaw, Vincent Kompany, Seamus Coleman, Steven Gerrard, Adam Lallana, Yaya Toure, Eden Hazard, player of the year Luis Suarez and Daniel Sturridge?

Well you know we’re going to try…

Goalkeeper: Loads of respect to Cech, but there have been plenty of brilliant keepers in the Premier League this year that could’ve been named to the post. Bad teams don’t get love in these award team, so we can dismiss Sunderland’s Vito Mannone, who has been strong for a bad, bad Black Cats team. I also think Asmir Begovic of Stoke might be the best keeper in the league, but a Potters player would be a bit of a headscratcher, no? Let’s stick top of the table: Tim Howard (Everton) and Wojciech Sczezsny (Arsenal). I won’t let any American bias make this decision for me, so we’ll defer to the mighty Squawka scores and crown the Gunners keeper as our No. 1. To be fair to Cech, he was heads and tails above the competition from New Year’s Day onward.

Defenders: Plenty of room for consternation here, as British buzz dominates the PFA’s team. We’ll start there, too, plugging in diminutive defender Leighton Baines of Everton. After that we’ll go decidedly “off the island,” with Arsenal’s “BFG” Per Mertesacker next to nail-eating Liverpool center back Martin Skrtel. The latter was strong in the air and toward the goal for the Reds, bagging a pair of braces in the new year. If we’re looking for a true team we need to leave out Hull’s strong English center back Curtis Davies, Cardiff City’s Steven Caulker and Arsenal’s Laurent Koscielny. We’ll go with Serbian star Branislav Ivanovic of Chelsea.

Midfielders: So. many. choices. We’ll start with crafty Frenchman Samir Nasri of Manchester City. I choose Nasri over David Silva mainly because the latter only appeared in 24 matches (Silva was one of only two midfielders to have a higher possession Squawka score than Nasri). I left out Michael Carrick for injury reasons as well; You could argue his absence hurt Manchester United as much as any other player (You’d be wrong: it was RVP. But I digress). We’ll take a serious look at Jordan Henderson of Liverpool despite his awful tackle in the final moments against City; the former Sunderland player has been a revelation. I’m going to wave back to my “have to be top of table” comments here — especially with the liberty I’m taking at forward — as Mile Jedinak of Crystal Palace has been an absolutely fantastic defensive midfielder in the Eagles resurgence. We’ll plug Everton’s Kevin Mirallas on the right side. As for the left, it’s a bit of a beggar’s spot but I’ve loved Christian Eriksen of Spurs. His crosses are marvelous.

Forwards: This is a team of the year, which unfortunately precludes us from choosing the super dangerous Sergio Aguero of Manchester City. If you were to head back to December and tell the world he wouldn’t be in the team of the year, it’d be shocking. I suppose we have to be honest and call Wayne Rooney a striker despite his box-to-box play, so he gets one of our bids. That leaves a real struggle for me: Swansea City’s Wilfried Bony, Everton’s Romelu Lukaku and Southampton’s Rickie Lambert and Jay Rodriguez each did a job for the teams. Frankly, I love the year Bony had a bit under the radar at Swansea, with not a heck of a lot of quality balls getting to him. And he didn’t build up his 15 goals against chumps alone; Bony scored at Arsenal, at Everton, at Liverpool and in Europe. He also bested City twice at home. Not bad.

PST’s “Second-Choice” Team of the Year
GK: Wojciech Sczezsny, Arsenal
LB: Leighton Baines, Everton
CB: Per Mertesacker, Arsenal
CB: Martin Skrtel, Liverpool
RB: Branislav Ivanovic, Chelsea
LM: Christian Eriksen, Tottenham
CM: Jordan Henderson, Liverpool
CM: Samir Nasri, Manchester City
RM: Kevin Mirallas, Everton
ST: Wayne Rooney, Manchester United
ST: Wilfried Bony, Swansea City

Solskjaer: Manchester United ‘looked mentally tired’ versus Burnley

Solskjaer reacts to Manchester United loss
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OIe Gunnar Solskjaer doesn’t have the answers to what ails Manchester United without Marcus Rashford and Paul Pogba, and he can’t even fake it.

The United boss could only hang his side’s 2-0 loss to Burnley on sharpness, as the Red Devils out-attempted the visitors by a 24-5 margin.

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United also had 72 percent of the ball, but Burnley’s whole philosophy is cool with you having the ball if you don’t have the lead.

The Red Devils never looked quite ready to grab that, either, from the moment an early Aaron Wan-Bissaka cross sailed through the six absent receiver. From the BBC:

“The boys looked mentally tired towards the end, we didn’t find that creativity,” Solskjaer said. “We can’t feel sorry for ourselves. When you are at Man United you are privileged because you are playing for the best club in the world.

“Sometimes you go through periods like that and it is a test I am sure they are going to come through.”

It’s all formulaic from the Norwegian manager. “The we’re United and it’s a special place” struck all the right chords when he first took the reins at Old Trafford, but the club hasn’t bought much quality since then and it’s ringing hollow as the depth fails to bail them out.

Spoiler alert: He did.

You can accept that Solskjaer is going nowhere and also accept that the whole thing is not going to improve any time soon. United should absolutely be in the Top Four given the failings of Chelsea, but cannot stop tripping over its own feet.

Man Utd shocked by advantageous Burnley

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Manchester United never showed up at Old Trafford, and Burnley reaped all the benefits.

Chris Wood and Jay Rodriguez scored as the Clarets stunned the Red Devils 2-0 on Wednesday.

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United fails to take advantage of Chelsea’s draw with Arsenal, and sits six points back of the Top Four.

Burnley climbs seven points clear of the drop zone, level with five teams on 30 points.


Three things we learned

1. Wood shines up top: It was a 10th goal to go with his first assist of the season for the New Zealand international, who used a half-yard of space from Harry Maguire to put Burnley in front. Burnley’s philosophy is to find their forwards at all cost, and when Wood is delivering that ethos looks genius.

2. United’s absent wings cost it dear (and jeer): Juan Mata and Anthony Martial were lively, but both Daniel James and Andreas Pereira did little to inspire hope of a goal for the home side. The Red Devils were the focus of crowd derision on the day, as they again wasted a chance to improve their Top Four credentials. Most teams will suffer without their top two attackers, but this is Manchester United. Paul Pogba and Marcus Rashford missing or not, Wednesday was iugly stuff.

3. Jay Rodriguez’s new nickname is “Bangers Only”: Joking aside, it’s difficult to remember Rodriguez goals that don’t get you out of your seat. His insurance goal absolutely buried United, and gives him seven across all competitions. It also gives Sean Dyche plenty of competition in training, with Ashley Barnes on the periphery.

Man of the Match: Wood


United’s Aaron Wan-Bissaka cut a promising 15th minute cross through the 18, but no teammate could get a foot to it.

Fred continued his lively play when he hit a low drive to Nick Pope in the 23rd, good endeavor without the required sharpness.

Daniel James forced Pope into a leaping save in the 32nd, and Martial couldn’t get his feet right when Nemanja Matic rolled him to the doorstep in the 34th.

Burnley took the lead out of absolute nothing, Wood taking advantage of Harry Maguire when Ben Mee flicked a long free kick to the Kiwi.

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Rodriguez went bar down with a beauty in the 57th minute to make it 2-0, and real trouble arrived at Old Trafford.

Dele drives Spurs past Norwich City

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A win is a win, even if Tottenham Hotspur’s 2-1 home defeat of Norwich City was anything but convincing in London.

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Dele Alli and Heung-Min Son scored as Spurs climbed sixth in the table with 34 points.

Teemu Pukki scored for the spot for the Canaries, who remain dead last and six points off the safe spaces.


Three things we learned

1. Spurs can score in 2020: The Premier League had not been kind to Jose Mourinho’s men since a they twice came back in a 2-2 draw with these same Canaries at Carrow Road. In fact, Spurs went 315 Premier League minutes without a goal before Dele got his first half marker on Wednesday. Losses to Saints and Liverpool were joined by a weekend draw at Watford, so this win was vital (Spurs thrice scored over two FA Cup matches versus Middlesbrough).

2. Bounces go the way of Spurs: Norwich can forgive itself for feeling a bit snakebit considering how poor Spurs looked for most of the day. Dele’s shot or cross was deflected high toward the back post, where Heung-min Son was able to nod it over the line from extreme close-up range.

3. Serge Aurier shines: Bad Serge Aurier shows up quite a bit, but the full back had a great day on Wednesday. Aurier had an assist to go with two interceptions and three tackles. He was a menace and stuck into 50-50 battles, earning plaudits on the day.


Erik Lamela was lively early for Spurs, seeing a free kick deflected out for a corner and another chance saved by Tim Krul.

Dele put Spurs ahead when he lunged past Christoph Zimmermann to poke a Serge Aurier cross past Krul. Heung-min Son set up the play with a lay-off to the Ivorian.

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VAR was kind to Todd Cantwell early in the second half, as the sliding midfielder put his studs into Lamela and it was worth only a yellow card.

Spurs youngster Ryan Sessegnon fouled Max Aarons in the 68th to give Norwich a chance from the spot, and a long review did not lead to a reprieve. Pukki beat Lloris low and to the right for 1-1.

But Dele’s cross floated to Son for a back post winner and blushes were spared for Mourinho.

Leicester City smashes West Ham, loses Vardy

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Leicester City snapped a two-match losing run with a 4-1 defeat of West Ham United on Wednesday.

The third-place Foxes move to 48 points, but lost Jamie Vardy and Nampalys Mendy to first half injuries.

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Harvey Barnes and Ricardo Pereira set each other up for goals and Ayoze Perez scored twice late in the win.

Mark Noble scored a penalty of his own for the losing side, whose 23 points are out of the drop zone on goal differential. The Irons have played one fewer match than everyone but Liverpool.


Three things we learned

1. Barnes rides high:  Harvey Barnes is having an uneven season in the Premier League, like many to just turn 22. But the youngster is certainly on an upswing, having scored in a weekend loss at Burnley and collecting a goal and an assist on Wednesday. His six assists lead the Foxes, and may just be the tip of the iceberg.

2. More of the same from West Ham (and that’s not good): David Moyes‘ West Ham looks a lot like Manuel Pellegrini‘s West Ham, which isn’t a surprise given the latter’s better reputation in recent seasons. It’s a draw and two losses since the 4-0 win over an abject Bournemouth, and the Irons’ match-in-hand on the relegation field is against Liverpool (who they still face twice). Felipe Anderson is set to miss a month and that won’t ease concerns either.

3. Vardy injury, defense a big concern: The league’s leading scorer got his leg stretched out on the pitch and was favoring his gluteal area in the first half, eventually limping off the field. Losing him would ask a lot of Kelechi Iheanacho.

The Foxes also would be wrong to overlook another goal conceded, even if it came by controversial penalty. Leicester has conceded in seven of eight league matches,  and five included multiple goals. It’s not a huge worry in a 4-1, but a trend indeed.

Man of the Match: Barnes.


Jamie Vardy cut into the box early but his first touch betrayed him and couldn’t get full power on a shot to Darren Randolph.

The in-form Barnes got the Foxes in front by turning a Ricardo Pereira dinked pass into the open goal.

An injury to Nampalys Mendy accelerated the return of Wilfred Ndidi to the pitch, the midfielder returning in the 34th minute.

Vardy was then forced off the pitch with an apparent back injury, bringing Kelechi Iheanacho into the fold in the 44th minute.

Barnes then returned the favor to Pereira, who whistled his effort into the goal in the fifth minute of first half stoppage time.

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But hold on.

Noble needed just five second half minutes to pull one back for David Moyes’ men, as Sebastien Haller won a suspect penalty off Ndidi.

Kasper Schmeichel made a fine save on Michail Antonio to keep it 2-1.

Leiceste regained control and looked the only threat to make it 3-1 after that, with Perez converted a penalty after Angelo Ogbonna fouled Kelechi Iheanacho.

The Nigerian forward then set up Perez for his second to salt away the win.