Staring down a marker who touches you is daring to Zlatan (video)


We’ve got a pretty good list of things that are considering “Daring to Zlatan.” There’s getting your team chefs fired, having your own postage stamp, and of course not playing in the Premier League.

You know what isn’t daring to Zlatan? Touching Zlatan.

[ VIDEO: Mario Balotelli wants kids to have a good day of school ]

Check out the death stare Zlatan Ibrahimovic gives Austrian striker Rubin Okotie during Monday’s Euro 2016 qualifier.

From ESPN:

Now you know, Rubin. Now you know.