Alessandro Florenzi, you filthy, filthy animal.
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You did not just (intentionally) lob Barcelona goalkeeper Marc-Andre ter Stegen from just past the halfway line and all the way out wide on the sideline.
You know what? I take that back, because Florenzi, the 24-year-old Roma midfielder, just scored the goal of the 2015-16 UEFA Champions League. It was also the first Champions League goal of Florenzi’s career.
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We might as well just cancel the rest of the tournament, right?