“Interview with Dimitar Berbatov, conducted by journalist Dimitar Berbatov”

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Oh man. Dimitar Berbatov is ready to add a Pulitzer Prize to his trophy case.

The former Manchester United and Spurs striker sometimes called “The Incredible Sulk” has taken to his Facebook page after picking up a red card for PAOK against rivals AEK Athens over the weekend.

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Berbatov, 34, was tossed for throwing an elbow in the box, giving him his first red card in 14 years. The big Bulgarian had come on as a substitute, and has drawn much criticism for his brief appearance.

So he granted an exclusive interview to himself in which he lashed out at “stupid” journalism regarding his passion for the game.

Interview with Dimitar Berbatov, conducted by journalist Dimitar Berbatov..JDB: Hi, How are you feeling..DB: Hi. I am…

Posted by Dimitar Berbatov on Tuesday, January 26, 2016

DB vs. JDB. Hard-hitting questions from JDB. Like this one:

JDB: Some media says you don’t want to play for PAOK any more?
DB: This is why i am giving interview to you, and not to people who are coming up with stupid things like this..This is not true, and with this kind of talks some people are trying to harm the team.

Dimitar, lay off Journalist Dimitar. He’s just doing his job, man.