Picture this: You’re on vacation in Spain and score tickets to the Bernabeu to see Real Madrid play Sevilla. Better yet, the seats are right behind the goal, giving you a chance to see some of the world’s best up close and personal.
Luka Modric goes down in the box and the stadium intensity rises as Cristiano Ronaldo heads to the spot to take a penalty. Even given his record, the odds are he’s going to finish the opportunity.
So you grab your phone to record the moment, as many would here in the year 2016. As much as I like to think I’d have chosen to just witness the moment, I have to think I’d have done the same.
Maybe you aren’t super familiar with the sport — given the spellings of Ronaldo and Bernabeu, we’ll hazard that guess — and thusly not prepared for the precariousness of your position.
Then in the face:
According to Twitter, she’s also fine: