VIDEO: Sebastian Giovinco did WHAT with his first touch, then scored?

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Would someone please, for the sake of everyone else in Major League Soccer the world, tell Mr. Sebastian Giovinco to knock it off?

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As if a 22-goal, 16-assist debut season in MLS wasn’t enough, he’s already sitting on six  seven eight goals and four assists through 10 games this season. It’s not just the quantity with Giovinco, but also the quality.

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See, for example, one of the most unbelievable first touches you’ll see anywhere in the world this year, next year or probably even this decade (below video) to set himself up for goal no. 7 on the season. Earth to Antonio Conte: You must take this man to this summer’s European Championship.