You want goals? We got goals.
Crystal Palace 0-1 Manchester City
Yaya Toure earned his first start under Pep Guardiola, probably thanks to a public apology, and then rewarded his manager with a goal. There was a deflection, but the work beforehand was vintage Guardiola (going back to Barcelona).
Everton 0-1 Swansea City
Sunderland 1-0 Hull City
Jermain Defoe is attempting to be save the Black Cats again, and he worked his way through suspect defending to give Sunderland its lead.
Watford 2-1 Leicester City
Etienne Capoue scored after just over a half minute, set up by Troy Deeney and Roberto Pereyra. It was 2-0 thanks to a gorgeous strike from Pereyra, though Riyad Mahrez conveted a Jamie Vardy-won penalty to give us our halftime scoreline.
Southampton 0-0 Liverpool
Raise your hand if you had Saints-Liverpool as the only 0-0 scoreline of the early morning.
Stoke City 0-1 Bournemouth
The Cherries deserved a penalty that went uncalled, and Nathan Ake put them ahead before half.