But does he hate snakes?
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“Every trophy for me is incredible, everywhere I came I won so if I can win something here I will be super happy,” he said.
“People that know me know that I play in many clubs and I try to do my best. Wherever I went I won – so I am like Indiana Jones.”
I also like to imagine that Ibrahimovic has a father or grandfather who is the Scandinavian equivalent of Sean Connery.
Never change, Zlatan.