Welcome. To. Zlatan.
Dare. To. Zlatan.
It’s Zlatan’s world, we’re just allowed to live in it by the grace of Zlatan.
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Pick your lede, nothing else matters, because Zlatan Ibrahimovic has scored a 40-yard side-volley to bring the LA Galaxy, who once upon a time trailed Los Angeles FC 3-0 in the first-ever El Trafico, back to 3-3 on his MLS debut.
He’s 36 years old, he’s less than 12 months removed from a major knee injury, he only just arrived to LA less than 48 hours ago, he only trained with his new teammates once on Friday. Nothing else matters when you’re Zlatan.