Arjen Robben’s still embarrassing defenders at age 34.
The Dutch wizard scored a pair of first-half goals in Tuesday’s UEFA Champions League match with Benfica, and both were top class.
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Four players had a shot to thwart Robben’s dribble a dozen minutes into the match, but he made his way through all of them before taking a cut away from the goal to swerve a shot across and into the goal.
We mean, wow.
The second was more about his shot than how he got there, with Robben again coming from the left to deliver a 15-yard shot inside the near post.