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PHOTO: Can this cigarette disposal unit end the Messi vs. Ronaldo debate (at least in London)?

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Lionel Messi vs. Cristiano Ronaldo, a debate nearly as old as their senior careers.

Who knew we could’ve settled this whole thing ages ago, just by asking smokers?

A London business has come up with an idea to stop smokers from littering their filthy butts on the ground, asking them to dispose of the used cigarettes by picking the better world superstar.

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And while it may look like a bit from Wes Anderson movie, complete with font choice, it’s very real. Who Ate All The Pies? brought us the tip, which raises a series of questions:

1) Are fans of Ronaldo and Messi so loyal that they’ll pick up other folks’ discarded smokes just to pledge allegiance?

2) Will actual smokes give it more than a moment’s thought — or even a moment — before tossing their cigs?

3) Couldn’t this cause loads of young people to take up smoking? (To be 100 percent clear, this is a joke).

4) Who is better? Messi or Ronaldo??!?!?!?!?!?

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PSG manager Laurent Blanc claims to want Angel Di Maria

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Laurent Blanc has put the scare into Manchester United fans.

The Paris Saint-Germain manager claims to be after Red Devils superstar Angel Di Maria, but says it will be difficult to land the Argentinian because of the high cost he would require to attain.

“We have our priorities,” Blanc told French paper L’Equipe, “but to strengthen such a team you must target guys who are at big clubs and who are not easy to pry away. That’s hardest for PSG. Di Maria, he’s good. We have more freedom, but it remains a difficult project for us because we’re not alone in wanting him. When you see the financial power of the English clubs, they are attacking everyone. Competition is very, very tough. Don’t forget, Manchester United paid a fortune to sign him. For us to work effectively, we have to think of other solutions. We must be proactive.”

He also claims that his French club isn’t the only team looking to pry Di Maria away from Old Trafford.

It’s hard to understand why Manchester United, after securing a return to Champions League play and spending big to improve the squad’s strength, would sell Di Maria. According to ESPN, Di Maria led the team in chances created during league play last season despite making just 27 Premier League appearances.

However, according to French radio station RMC, PSG made a formal inquiry to Manchester United for Di Maria, and the Red Devils are apparently interested in talks, having “responded favorably” to the inquiry.

It would seem that a sale of Di Maria would be a major step backwards for Manchester United, but if they wish to either balance the books or appease the (now relaxed) Financial Fair Play rules, it could certainly help that. The 27-year-old cost Manchester United $83 million just last summer. He scored four goals in 33 matches across all competitions for the Red Devils, but he spent much of last season’s stretch run coming off the bench, a move by Louis van Gaal that confused many.

Manchester United has splashed plenty of cash this summer, having secured Memphis Depay, Bastian Schweinsteiger, and Matteo Darmian all on deals of $20 million or more.

Women’s World Cup: Laura Bassett starts, England beats Germany for third place

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Fara Williams’ penalty in the second extra time period at Commonwealth Stadium in Edmonton lifted England to a 1-0 win over Germany in the 3rd place match at the 2015 Women’s World Cup.

The Three Lionesses had already secured their best ever finish at the tournament when they reached the semifinals and by beating Germany finish as the best European side. Laura Bassett, England’s center back whose own goal at the death of the semifinal loss to Japan unleashed a flood of support from all over the world, played the entire 120 minutes at her customary left-center defense.

Bassett, who on Friday told FATV she preferred that no one knew her name, was pictured in a tweet from her club side Notts County Ladies gripping her third-place medal.

The match was played with considerably more emotion than most 3rd place contests but still there were signs that both teams were out of contention to win the World Cup. The lineups were one—Sonja Mittag was among those who did not start—as was the scene near the end of the first extra time when coach Silvia Neid of Germany and Mark Sampson of England chatted between their benches, seemingly exchanging helpless laughter over the quality of the officiating on the day.

Just after the short extra time break, the center official drew the ire of the Germans with her penalty call against Tabea Kemme. Lianne Sanderson had nutmegged her defender to gain position inside the box and Kemme ever so slight twisted her to the pitch. Nadine Angerer spent the next moments angrily pleading her case, but then had to calm herself down to try and defend the penalty.

[ LAULETTA: Sampson consoles, praises Bassett after own goal ]

Unfortunately for Angerer there was no defending Fara Williams’s perfectly placed kick that stood as the only goal on the day. Even after it went in, Angerer still had a few more words to offer before play continued.

The match was Angerer’s final in a World Cup. The former ballon d’Or winner has announced her retirement from soccer at the end of the Portland Thorns season. Angerer won the World Cup for Germany as a backup in 2003 and as the starter in 2007 when she played every minute without conceding a goal. German coach Silvia Neid, the coach in 2007, also bowed out of the World Cup though she will stay on through the Olympics next summer.

Germany ends the World Cup on two straight losses and more than two hours removed from their last goal—Celia Sasic’s 84th minute penalty in the quarterfinal against France. They did not score in the run of play after their Round of 16 win over Sweden.

England had played Germany 20 times prior to Saturday and lost 18 of them with two draws.

The world wants Laura Bassett to know that her own goal is nothing to be ashamed of…

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There have been few times sports have been as cruel as soccer was to Laura Bassett on Wednesday.

The stalwart England defender, her team riding a wave of national momentum into the World Cup semis, found herself the cause of a stoppage time own goal, one that sent Japan onto the final.

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Bassett thrust her leg out to prevent a cross from getting to its destination, and instead directed the ball off the crossbar and over the line. England, almost surely, was sunk. Moments later, they were out of the tournament.

A dejected Bassett crumpled to a heap, inconsolable.

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Nevertheless, the world tried, via Twitter.

From Brandi Chastain and Jeb Brovsky to total strangers from England and beyond, my goodness, people tried. With #proudofBassett and #TrueLionesses hashtags to boot.

And finally, for a laugh…

Women’s World Cup — what we learned on Day 12

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There were two big reasons the French women’s national team was able to gain a substantial following in the 2011 World Cup in their home country. One was their play, of course, they could knock the ball around with the best of them and were arguably the best technical squad in Germany before being unceremoniously dumped by the physical United States in the semifinals.

The other, however, might have been what happened the previous summer. The French men’s team, 1998 world champions (which they won at home), were among the names people threw out there as a sleeper in South Africa. They had plenty of talent, after all, names everyone had seen each weekend in the biggest European leagues and even the Champions League.

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But what followed was perhaps the biggest meltdown in World Cup history. After an opening draw with Uruguay (who as it turned out went all the way to the semifinals), coach Raymond Domenech flat out lost control of his team. They lost to Mexico and were eliminated before they even took the field for their final match, returning to France disgraced.

A year later, the French women, playing beautiful team soccer, were impressing the world and many of those people (at least those who would give it a chance) who were so turned off 12 months before.

Fast-forward four years and France – to the horror of the French fans – had a potential fiasco on its hands in Canada. France was on the wrong end of perhaps the biggest upset in women’s soccer history against Colombia. Worse, the winning goal came after an obvious display of petulance by one of their most beloved players. Louisa Necib, apparently upset that teammate Jessica Houara was going to take a throw-in, threw the ball at her legs with enough force behind it to ricochet off her legs and back to Necib.

There were some things working in head coach Philippe Bergeroo’s favor that Domenech didn’t have, the most prominent being a forgiving group format in which 16 of 24 teams advanced. But still, Bergeroo had some work to do to get his team on the same page. The first question was answered when the lineups were announced. Necib would sit, replaced by youngster Amel Majri, who had only seven caps before Wednesday (although she does start for Lyon).

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Still, as the game kicked off, we wondered: Might France be capable of imploding like its men’s team had done?

We only had to doubt them for 34 seconds. Elodie Thomis got to the end line almost off the opening kickoff, her cross got loose and Marie-Laure Delie headed it home. By the 13th minute, France led Mexico 3-0 on its way to a 5-0 pummeling.

And as it turned out, France ended the group stage where it expected to, on top of Group F. Les Bleues even lead the tournament in possession, and recorded an outrageous 56-8 shot differential in the process (in the loss to Colombia, they still outshot them, 21-3). They even got a favorable knockout-round draw against Korea Republic. After that, it will be Germany (probably), of course, and a very tall order. But maybe as a man who spent his share of time in France (most of which didn’t go so well), Thomas Paine once wrote, “What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives everything its value.”

Maybe France needed that adversity to come together and make its mark on the world stage. Only time will tell.

– Ray Curren

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What else did we learn from Wednesday from Groups E and F?

Brazil rolling right along: If you put together a montage of group highlights there is a good chance it would not include anything from Brazil. Even Marta’s goal to take the all-time World Cup lead was from the penalty spot and did not get a whole lot of attention. But in a group filled with teams featuring incredible, attacking midfielders, Brazil rolled through without conceding a goal. Now comes the hard part, and Australia will be a tough out in the Round of 16, with Japan likely after that. At the last World Cup, Brazil showed an almost frightening inability to see out a United States team they were better than. Time will tell how good this version is and, if in position again, if they can close out tough matches.

– Dan Lauletta

England looked great. Then it didn’t: It’s still hard to keep up with Mark Sampson’s substitution and tactical patterns. England basically conceded the opener against France and only goalkeeper Karen Bardsley and Fara Williams started all three group stage matches. Still, his team responded Wednesday, with Karen Carney getting a fortuitous rebound and Williams burying a penalty to give England a 2-0 lead at the half over Colombia, all of which gave you great confidence they could beat Norway in the Round of 16 and maybe be a big factor in the weaker half of the bracket. Then they were outplayed in the second half and had to hold on for a 2-1 win. So who knows? At least Lianne Sanderson was able to get on the field (the last field player on her team to do so).

– Curren

Oh those chances: One of the best parts about this World Cup is that multiple teams that left their lots in the group stage are capable of giving the best teams in the world a run for it. It will not make Spain feel too much better that they are one of them after three matches worth of squandered chances left them 0-2-1. Many players were in tears after losing 2-1 to Korea Republic. And the match ended in particularly painful fashion. Sonia Bermudez hit the crossbar with a free kick that would have lifted Spain into a tie with Costa Rica so tight a drawing of lots would have been needed to decide who moved on. But with some more refined play in the final third Spain easily could have been moving on possibly even as group winners.

– Lauletta

Mexico continues to struggle: Let’s be honest, in a country that took its women’s soccer seriously, Leo Cuellar would be out of a job at this tournament as Mexico continues to sink not only in the world, but in CONCACAF, where they are now behind not just the U.S. and Canada but Costa Rica as well, with teams like Trinidad and Tobago and Haiti closer to Mexico than Mexico is to the top two. Yes, they were unlucky not to beat Colombia in the opener, but with a chance to go out fighting (and a chance to advance with a win at the start of the day), they showed nothing, and unlike Costa Rica, they don’t seem to have too many young players at the moment to build around. Even Cecilia Santiago struggled at this tournament.

– Curren

Korea pull it out late: As Korea Republic looked headed for the exits at halftime Wednesday night, one of the prevailing feelings had to be, “how could that team that took it to the United States a week before the World Cup finish the World Cup with only one point.” But then the Koreans dug in, attacked Spain as if their lives were at stake, scored twice in the second half, and held on for their first ever win at the World Cup. Their midfield play, when it is working, is truly something to behold and they seem to be following in the footsteps of their Asian sisters from Japan.

– Lauletta

Colombia is trending upward, but… Look, Colombia exceeded just about everyone’s expectations with four points and that upset of France is one they can hang their collective hats on pretty much forever. They are entertaining to watch and to see both Yoreli Rincon and Lady Andrade make a transformation from villain (at the previous international tournaments) to hero has been remarkable. With that being said, they have a tall, tall order against the United States in the second round, especially without goalkeeper Sandra Sepulveda, who needlessly picked up a second yellow card late in Wednesday’s game. Anything can happen, but they’ve only put six shots on frame in three matches and scored on four. I think the percentages, fatigue, and the talent gap are due to end their run on Monday. But kudos nonetheless.

– Curren

Ticas offer hope: Costa Rica was so tough at World Cup qualifying and they showed it again on their first trip to the World Cup. They stole a stoppage time point from Korea Republic in their middle match and hung with an albeit not full strength Brazil team for most of 90 minutes. For Costa Rica they will leave Canada in the same boat as teams like Nigeria, Ivory Coast, Thailand, and even Colombia (who are still in the tournament). If they can get their national federation behind them, the sky is the limit. Last year wthereas a huge one throughout Costa Rica soccer so maybe the Ticas can find some support in that wave.

– Lauletta