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Newcastle splits spoils with Watford

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Newcastle United overcame a second minute concession to draw wasteful Watford 1-1 at St. James’ Park on Saturday.

Will Hughes had Watford ahead, but Fabian Schar leveled the score line and both squads had to be bailed out by goalkeepers.

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Watford remains dead last with just one point through four matches, while Newcastle climbs out of the drop zone.


Four things

  1. Bruce’s men wobble early (again) — For as many redemption songs were sung about Steve Bruce following the sturdy defeat of Spurs, his team again came out of the gates as if they thought the darn things were locked. Terribly sloppy, they conceded after 90 seconds and were lucky not to be down 2 or 3 by the time they equalized. Credit Bruce for the tactical changes that swung the tide, but a poor start.
  2. Hughes rewarded again — The former Derby County prodigy has been the bright spot of Watford’s poor start to the season, and got his first goal of the season. Also of note: His wayward blonde beard. You do you, Will.
  3. Joelinton a menace — You can see why Newcastle was tempted to break the bank for big Brazilian striker Joelinton, who scored in the win over Spurs and works harder than your typical center forward. Magpies supporters would probably trade a little bit of industry for classier control and finish, but hopefully that will come to the hopeful star. Given Newcastle’s formation, Joelinton may end up being the most fouled player in the Premier League (if they are whistled).
  4. Almiron still struggling — There was more flair from Miguel Almiron, deployed in a more natural wide position, but he was again offside multiple times from a wide position, wasteful in dangerous attacking positions, and probably should’ve seen at least one yellow card for diving. Shades of his promising second half of 2018-19.

Man of the Match: Joelinton


Newcastle was down within 90 seconds of kickoff, Hughes played through with acres of space defy Martin Dubravka. 1-0.

Atsu found Miguel Almiron for a potential equalizer in the fourth minute, but the ex-Atlanta United man butchered his stomach settle and bounded it right to the keeper.

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The Magpies very much grew into the game from that point, with Isaac Hayden particularly influential and dangerous. His 59th minute rip was parried out for a corner by Ben Foster.

Watford was content to counter in the final half hour, and Dubravka made a terrific intervention to deny Isaac Success but conceded a corner.

Yoshinori Muto was played through by Joelinton after a fine tackle by the forward, but the Japanese striker could not find his angle.

Newcastle stuns Spurs in North London

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Joelinton scored a first half goal and Harry Kane was denied a second half penalty cry as Newcastle United stunned dominant Tottenham Hotspur 1-0 at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium on Sunday.

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Newcastle entered the game at 0-2, while Spurs fall to 1-1-1 on the season. The Magpies host Watford next week, while Spurs are off to Arsenal.


Three things

  1. Record signing comes good — Newcastle United smashed its transfer record to sign Joelinton from Hoffenheim, and the Brazilian was decent but without end product in the first two matches of the season. He wasn’t clinical on Sunday — he could’ve scored two or three — but the Brazilian gave Newcastle the early goal it needed for hope of points in North London.
  2. Pochettino outfoxes himself — Look, you either start Christian Eriksen or you don’t dress him. He’s one of the best playmakers in the world, and if you’re protecting him from injury to maximize whatever bid will come from La Liga or Serie A, then fine. But if you’re not, then you put that wizard on the pitch and get yourself the three points.
  3. VAR continues its madness — It’s almost as if Video Assistant Referee’s goal is to prove the technology shouldn’t have been implemented. Harry Kane might’ve embellished by moving onto the path of Jamaal Lascelles‘ launch toward him, but VAR not finding a penalty out of the matter was absolutely shocking.

Man of the Match: Sean Longstaff. The Newcastle youngster looked a lot like the prospect being courted by Manchester United than he did in Week One (He did not start Wk2).


The chances were all over the place in the first half, most of them for Tottenham, but Newcastle converted one of what were probably the two best between both teams.

Sean Longstaff had earned a corner for Newcastle through a hard strike well-saved by Hugo Lloris, and Newcastle’s next best effort ended up in the goal.

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A 15-pass sequence saw Joelinton register his first Premier League goal when Christian Atsu picked him out between Toby Alderweireld and Davinson Sanchez and the Brazilian record signing slotted past Lloris.

The Magpies were barely in the Spurs’ third after that, the remainder of the first session looking a lot like Spurs’ match versus Aston Villa on Opening Day.

Pukki hat trick leads Norwich past Newcastle

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Norwich City gave its fans a day to remember in the Premier League, as Teemu Pukki scored a hat trick in the first top flight game at Carrow Road since 2016.

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Saturday’s match finished 3-1, with Jonjo Shelvey scored a craft late concession for Newcastle but not enough to take any pressure off already-embattled manager Steve Bruce.

Former Atlanta United playmaker Miguel Almiron struggled for the second-straight week and record-signing Joelinton limped off the pitch for Newcastle.

Norwich hosts Chelsea next week while point-less Newcastle is away to Spurs.


3 things we learned

1. Top Teemu since Selanne: Preseason questions about whether the 29-goal Finn could bring his scoring prowess to the Premier League. Four goals in two matches answers that, and the quality of each lives outside of Fortune.

2. Steve Bruce gives doubters fuel: The Magpies’ already-embattled boss dropped young Sean Longstaff to the bench, but it’s not just about personnel; Newcastle looked unfit to rival a newly-promoted team from Moment No. 1. That’s terrible stuff.

3. Sweet revenge for Krul, Hanley: Former Newcastle No. 1 goalkeeper Krul and former Championship backup Hanley were in firm control even with Shelvey’s stoppage time goal.

Man of the Match: Teemu Pukki


The Magpies showed little promise during the match, as Almiron was a non-factor and Norwich boss Daniel Farke had his men ready to pound Joelinton when he dropped deep to find the ball.

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There were plenty of questions about Pukki before the season, but he had to play with Josip Drmic injured. The Finn lashed a gorgeous volley home for his opener, and dribbled to create space on his second and third goals.

Shelvey’s work to create a late goal for Newcastle was not his usual banger from distance, rather some deft movement to assure the Magpies a place on the score sheet.

Arsenal outlasts Newcastle through Aubameyang goal

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Arsenal took all three points from Newcastle United on Sunday via a Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang second half goal.

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The Gunners kept Nicolas Pepe, Alexandre Lacazette, and David Luiz on the bench to start.


Three things we learned

1. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang is still as a good a finisher as there is in our game, and it’s not just the acrobatic stuff. The Arsenal man used a delayed run and deft chip over Martin Dubravka to deliver his first marker in the race to claim a Golden Boot.

2. MLS fans outside of Atlanta will be nodding in agreement here: The Premier League learned that Miguel Almiron loves to hit the deck after minimal or no contact. He got a yellow card for simulation and probably should’ve gotten another late in the game, and was overall pretty poor.

3. Newcastle’s Allan Saint-Maximin will be a genuine delight for highlight reel makers. Whether he scores is another thing, but his flicks, tricks, and lightning change of direction were fun off the bench.

Man of the Match: Maitland-Niles. He was good enough, but deserves credit for the takeaway and assist alone.


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There were chances, as Jonjo Shelvey had a smash deflected off the goal post and Joelinton flew an offering over the goal.

For Arsenal, Aubameyang hit a laser… directly to Newcastle goalkeeper Martin Dubravka.

Fullback on fullback crime provided the opener, as Ainsley Maitland-Niles pickpocketed Jetro Willems and zipped down the right before sending a cross over Jamaal Lascelles and onto the path of Aubameyang.

One-on-one with Dubravka, there really was only going to be one outcome. 1-0.

Exactly who is Newcastle’s new $50M striker?

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Newcastle United’s club record signing of Joelinton is raising plenty of eyebrows, as fans try to grasp what they have in the $50 million Brazilian.

Suffice it to say that there isn’t an easy comparison.

The soon-to-be 23-year-old scored seven goals with five assists in Bundesliga play for Hoffenheim last season, adding four and two from Champions League and German Cup play.

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He’s a unit, to be sure, at 6-foot-1 with tremendous leaping ability and a powerful stride. Joelinton certainly has the ability to dominate in the air and hold the ball up like Newcastle’s loan star Salomon Rondon in 2018-19, but he brings better passing than most center forwards.

There’s a temptation to compare him to Liverpool’s Roberto Firmino, another Premier League import from Brazil via Hoffenheim, as Joe Prince-Wright wrote in his morning post about the impending deal.

Firmino was on another level in 2014-15, coming off a remarkably complete seasons for a center forward. He also shoots more often than Joelinton.

What Newcastle supporters will like from Joelinton, what makes him unique for his size, is that he’s a tremendous dribbler. He has trickery to go with his pace, not strictly a locomotive.

His season didn’t have the goals, the Toon will hope, because he was supplying wingers Andrej Kramaric (17 goals) and Ishak Belfodil (16). That could be music to the ears of Miguel Almiron and… whoever else Steve Bruce has to deploy (Yoshinori Muto? Jacob Murphy?).

Joelinton also played less than minutes than the following three comparables: West Ham import Sebastien Haller, Watford target Ismalia Sarr, and Wolves star Raul Jimenez.

Will he be worth the spend? The six-year deal promises profit potential — something Mike Ashley and chief scout Graham Carr are clearly targeting — if he explodes and earns the admiration of bigger sides. As for now, he should be able to provide what Rondon did in 2018-19.